Definitions by Tikibarberfan

Crapsturbate 

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

Crapsturbate by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

North Carolina 

The 12th state to ratify the constitution. Has some big cities, like Greensboro (the best one), and Charlotte, and lots of smaller towns in the country. College basketball is the main sport, because schools like Duke and UNC are consistently successful. The ONLY state in America where you can visit the mountains, beach, and city in the same day. You can't call us rednecks- I mean cmon we have an NBA team. Also pretty kickass climate-wise because I can wear shorts year-round.

If you went to any of the states that border North Carolina (Virginia, Tennessee, and especially South Carolina), you'd get your ass on the soonest flight back.

North Carolina by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

LeBron 

The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.

Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.

LeBron by Tikibarberfan July 10, 2010

Seinfeld

The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.

Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).

That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.

Seinfeld by Tikibarberfan March 18, 2010

Rap Formula 

3PA+2NbP+2Cw

3 pimp activites plus 2 mentions of NBA players plus 2 cuss words= a popular rap these days

This is why lots of people listen to oldschool, cuz it has no formula.

In "I Love College" he talks about drinking beer, smoking weed, and having this one girl completely naked. He mentions Allen Iverson and Hakeem Olajuwon. He says "ass" and "fucked up".

In "Empire State of Mind", he talks about bein' hood forever, everybody riding his mom, and sitting courtside with Knicks and Nets giving him high fives. He mentions LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. He says "shit" and "nigga".

These songs were complete and popular because they fit the rap formula.

Rap Formula by Tikibarberfan March 16, 2010

P.C. 

Pre-cum.

I got some P.C. on my PC when I was looking up porn.

P.C. by Tikibarberfan March 15, 2010

Justin Bieber 

This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.

The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.

Justin Bieber by Tikibarberfan March 15, 2010