When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style
It's too bad that when that hooker does it dog style her bite is worse than her bark.
When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.
Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.
The people who had sex to make you
I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.
1. The opposite of godawful.
1. Boobs are godawesome!
2. No example necessary.
When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.
If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.
Jamaal: The day after I scored 80 points in Game 7 of the NBA Finals, I killed Hitler and discovered the cure for cancer.
Me: Wow, really?
Jamaal: Naw, I'm just frontin'.
Me: Stfu. Just because you're black and you say frontin', it doesn't mean your Kanye West.
When you only jack off to one race.
Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.