Tikibarberfan's definitions

Cum

One of the few words in the English language that is actually spelled the way it sounds.

Too bad that "cum" will never be a spelling bee word.

by Tikibarberfan February 8, 2010

Pass Interference

When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

Madden

A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.

Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.

by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010

Seinfeld

The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.

Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).

That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.

by Tikibarberfan March 18, 2010

Passion Pit

1. A band that some of my friends like. It's main appeal to them is that no one's heard of it.

2. See: Vagina

1. My friend: Have you heard the new Passion Pit?
Me and 90% of the world: What the fuck is Passion Pit?

2. Bob nailed Susie in the Passion Pit until she cried.

by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010

Bruce Springsteen

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.

Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

LeBron

The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.

Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.

by Tikibarberfan July 10, 2010