If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.
by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010
I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.
by Tikibarberfan October 01, 2010
1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010
1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010
The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.
Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.
by Tikibarberfan July 09, 2010
Every time Katy Perry kisses a girl, a puppy is born.
Whenever Katy Perry's in Vegas, I hope I wake up next to her.
Katy Perry's so hot she melts the Popsicle in my pants.
Whether your hand is hot or cold, it's always fun to jack off to Katy Perry!
Whenever Katy Perry's in Vegas, I hope I wake up next to her.
Katy Perry's so hot she melts the Popsicle in my pants.
Whether your hand is hot or cold, it's always fun to jack off to Katy Perry!
by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010
1. How rednecks say "really quick".
2. How ghetto people say "really quick".
3. How wannabe ghetto people say "really quick".
2. How ghetto people say "really quick".
3. How wannabe ghetto people say "really quick".
1. I'm gonna shoot a deer right quick.
2. Ima tap that right quick.
3. Ima listen to Lil Wayne right quick.
2. Ima tap that right quick.
3. Ima listen to Lil Wayne right quick.
by Tikibarberfan February 01, 2010