Crapsturbate

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

OG

Jay-Z's imaginary friend.

Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game.

by Tikibarberfan March 06, 2010

Pass Interference

When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010

Arthur

A fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

Arthur is a fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

Phuck

How I say "fuck" on FaceBook so I don't get in trouble.

You killed my girlfriend, ground her into chili and then fed that chili to me?!!? Phuck you!

by Tikibarberfan February 01, 2010

Passion Pit

1. A band that some of my friends like. It's main appeal to them is that no one's heard of it.

2. See: Vagina

1. My friend: Have you heard the new Passion Pit?
Me and 90% of the world: What the fuck is Passion Pit?

2. Bob nailed Susie in the Passion Pit until she cried.

by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010

Bruce Springsteen

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.

Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010