Tikibarberfan's definitions

Crapsturbate

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

North Carolina

The 12th state to ratify the constitution. Has some big cities, like Greensboro (the best one), and Charlotte, and lots of smaller towns in the country. College basketball is the main sport, because schools like Duke and UNC are consistently successful. The ONLY state in America where you can visit the mountains, beach, and city in the same day. You can't call us rednecks- I mean cmon we have an NBA team. Also pretty kickass climate-wise because I can wear shorts year-round.

If you went to any of the states that border North Carolina (Virginia, Tennessee, and especially South Carolina), you'd get your ass on the soonest flight back.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

4G

What happens (hopefully) after a double date.

Four people having sex at the same time.

4G rhymes with orgy.

by Tikibarberfan July 19, 2010

Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan March 13, 2011