Tikibarberfan's definitions

Hoemance

When two girls are very good friends. Does not necessarily mean they are lesbians, but can imply it. Based on the word bromance, which means the same thing except it's about boys.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy sitting together at lunch like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy scissoring again, like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

by Tikibarberfan March 9, 2010

Phuck

How I say "fuck" on FaceBook so I don't get in trouble.

You killed my girlfriend, ground her into chili and then fed that chili to me?!!? Phuck you!

by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010

Score

Something Beavis and Butthead will never do

"We're never gonna score! We're just gonna get old like these people! But they've probably already scored!"

by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010

Madden

A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.

Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.

by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010