39 definitions by Tikibarberfan
The 12th state to ratify the constitution. Has some big cities, like Greensboro (the best one), and Charlotte, and lots of smaller towns in the country. College basketball is the main sport, because schools like Duke and UNC are consistently successful. The ONLY state in America where you can visit the mountains, beach, and city in the same day. You can't call us rednecks- I mean cmon we have an NBA team. Also pretty kickass climate-wise because I can wear shorts year-round.
If you went to any of the states that border North Carolina (Virginia, Tennessee, and especially South Carolina), you'd get your ass on the soonest flight back.
by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010
1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010
(Bob is walking in cafeteria carrying lunch tray.)
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.
Bob has Danielnykampism.
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.
Bob has Danielnykampism.
by Tikibarberfan January 31, 2010
A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.
by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010
Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).
That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).
That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.
by Tikibarberfan March 19, 2010
3PA+2NbP+2Cw
3 pimp activites plus 2 mentions of NBA players plus 2 cuss words= a popular rap these days
This is why lots of people listen to oldschool, cuz it has no formula.
3 pimp activites plus 2 mentions of NBA players plus 2 cuss words= a popular rap these days
This is why lots of people listen to oldschool, cuz it has no formula.
In "I Love College" he talks about drinking beer, smoking weed, and having this one girl completely naked. He mentions Allen Iverson and Hakeem Olajuwon. He says "ass" and "fucked up".
In "Empire State of Mind", he talks about bein' hood forever, everybody riding his mom, and sitting courtside with Knicks and Nets giving him high fives. He mentions LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. He says "shit" and "nigga".
These songs were complete and popular because they fit the rap formula.
In "Empire State of Mind", he talks about bein' hood forever, everybody riding his mom, and sitting courtside with Knicks and Nets giving him high fives. He mentions LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. He says "shit" and "nigga".
These songs were complete and popular because they fit the rap formula.
by Tikibarberfan March 16, 2010