The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.
I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.
When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.
A rare disease where everyone likes you for no reason.
(Bob is walking in cafeteria carrying lunch tray.)
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.
Bob has Danielnykampism.
1. More than one penis.
2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".
1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.
What happens (hopefully) after a double date.
Four people having sex at the same time.
When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style
It's too bad that when that hooker does it dog style her bite is worse than her bark.