39 definitions by Tikibarberfan

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.
I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.
by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010
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When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.
by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010
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A rare disease where everyone likes you for no reason.
(Bob is walking in cafeteria carrying lunch tray.)
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.

Bob has Danielnykampism.
by Tikibarberfan January 31, 2010
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1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".
1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010
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When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.
by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010
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4G
What happens (hopefully) after a double date.

Four people having sex at the same time.
4G rhymes with orgy.
by Tikibarberfan July 18, 2010
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When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style.
It's too bad that when that hooker does it dog style her bite is worse than her bark.
by Tikibarberfan July 29, 2010
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