The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.
I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.
When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.
A rare disease where everyone likes you for no reason.
(Bob is walking in cafeteria carrying lunch tray.)
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.
Bob has Danielnykampism.
When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.
1. More than one penis.
2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".
1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
One of the few words in the English language that is actually spelled the way it sounds.
Too bad that "cum" will never be a spelling bee word.
What happens (hopefully) after a double date.
Four people having sex at the same time.