Thomas's definitions

trundle

A blowjob given while shitting. In other words, getting head while you're dropping a duece.

Scott Steigerwald tried to get that psycho bitch away from him, but she trapped him in his weakest position and initiated the trundle.

by thomas January 24, 2004

UMD

-> Universal Media Disc
-> Ultimate Mini Disc

Roger: Hey, I've heard you've got a new PSP
Dirk: Yeah, it comes with a UMD game.

by Thomas May 13, 2005

mic shizzle

a mic shizzle is when someone tries to do somethhing for you like sell you something and you really dont want it like a "shamrock" and at first you say naaw i really dont want one but they keep on so you snap and say damn man gett on outta here with that mic shizzle.

damn man i don't care get outta my face wit that mic shizzle

by thomas March 1, 2005

off da books

to make money illegally, such as not reporting it in your income taxes. i.e., drug money, gambling, etc.

"gettin mad money off da books this year"

by thomas February 9, 2004

metaltomy

pur ownij

metaltomy is so leet, he owns shane.
kthx

by thomas August 12, 2003

Raider

a fag that likes to suck dick and sucks at cs, commonly referred to as a fuckin nublet

Wow, that is one sucky raider.

by thomas February 26, 2003

funkilishious

cassandra's instant noodles!! ... but thomas' r beta

"mmm this tastes funkilishious .." ( to mean the noodles taste great but u'd rather eat thomas' noodles)

by thomas December 3, 2003