Definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1

Today years old 

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

Today years old by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

I feel attacked 

A thing white girls say when they somewhat relate to something on the internet.

“Study proves that overweight girls are fat”
White Girl: Omg I feel attacked!

I feel attacked by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 18, 2023

Cell Phone 

A portable device that was invented to use to talk to people that Gen Z is petrified to use to talk to people.

*rings*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*

Cell Phone by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

White Privilege 

A term black people came up with to make white people feel bad for literally existing and nothing more.

Black Guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 in scholarships for being smart plus $2000 in awards simply for being black*

White guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 scholarship for being smart*
Black Guy: hmph, fuck him and his white privilege *robs a store*

White Privilege by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

transstraight

Trans people who are interested in the same sex that they were born as. It basically means gay but if you say that people will rage at you and lose their shit.

Hi Samantha!

“UM ITS SAMUEL NOW!”

Uh ok, want to date My sister Allison?
“UM NO IM TRANSSTRAIGHT”
Yeah, I know you’re gay, that’s why I’m asking.

transstraight by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Dark Web 

Congratulations Internet User; by searching this term, you have officially allowed access for all of the INTERPOL to begin monitoring your internet usage for the next 25 years. Have fun.

“Hm, I wonder how I can access the dark web” *phone beeps* “What the hell?”

Dark Web by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 12, 2023

Sis 

1. Short for “sister”
2. A term girls who downvote posts on UrbanDictionary call each other because guys call each other “bro” and they want to try to be just like them because “eQuAlItY”

“Hey sis.”
Ew don’t call me that, we’ve known each other for like 3 days.

Sis by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 12, 2023