132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 31, 2022
You were great and I know it’s not your fault, but the rest of the staff made this experience unenjoyable
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 4, 2023
A word people say that means “forget everything that I just said, I’m now going to tell you what I really think.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023
Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.
“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.
“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 6, 2023
A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.
I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 6, 2023