by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 01, 2023
Get the Works at stay at home mommy mug.What Americans who downvote anything that calls them out call people who follow medical advice from people who studied medicine and viral illnesses for 10 years instead of listening to high school dropouts and truck drivers
“What’s wrong?”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.
“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.
“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
Get the Sheep mug.Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass
Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Get the Hide and go Seek mug.“Had a photo shoot yesterday!”
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as “posing”
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as “posing”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023
Get the Photo shoot mug.Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023
Get the Return my calls immediately mug.The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.
My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
Get the Crust mug.“POTUS Triple One”. A federal United States Code indicative of the threat to the President of the United States (POTUS). “Triple One” is a Varda code utilized initially by John F Kennedy, initiated and recognized within North America as a threat, attempt, or noted upcoming attempt to cause financial, bodily, or medical harm to any individual within North America. This code is primarily utilized in the USA more so (hence the full term “POTUS 111”)
I’m thinking about looting the White House with heavy artillery.
White House Employee Undercover: Good idea *touches earpiece* )Echo 4 to base, we have a POTUS 111).
White House Employee Undercover: Good idea *touches earpiece* )Echo 4 to base, we have a POTUS 111).
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 01, 2021
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