2022-and-later slang for having a fetish of feeding women a variety of different sauces mixed together, and multiple foods in different portions and sizes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
“Had a photo shoot yesterday!”
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as “posing”
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as “posing”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023
Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
A phrase meaning “given name” that trannies who can’t accept themselves use. People who use this term are commonly seen being easily offended and downvoting posts that hurt their feelings on many apps.
Doctor: Hey John. I have some news…
John: “Um John is my dead name, it’s Joanne now”
Doctor: Uh, ok Joanne, you have prostate cancer.
John: “Um John is my dead name, it’s Joanne now”
Doctor: Uh, ok Joanne, you have prostate cancer.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
What females put on their dating profile after listing their only 2 hobbies that involve 0 activity to make them not sound boring despite the fact that both of these hobbies are done by themselves.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021