TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

George Floyd

A black American drug addict who threatened a pregnant woman and overdosed followed by resisting arrest.

George Floyd is a criminal

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Transvestite

A person who downvotes everything on UrbanDictionary and pretends to be the opposite gender because they can’t accept themselves for who they are.

Mom, dad, I think I’m a man trapped in a woman’s body

“Great, our daughter is a transvestite”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Words can not describe

What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.

“Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 26, 2023

Preggo Unfollow

Staying friends with someone but unfollowing them on social media when they announce that they are pregnant because you don’t want to read their whiny, attention-seeking pity posts that they’ll make for the next 2 years so that people can unmeaningly call them the usual terms (strong, brave, amazing) simply for the fact that they let someone drop cum into them to make something that has ruined their life.

Did you hear Tracy is pregnant?

“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Portage La Prairie

A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.

Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

Sheep

What antivaxxers call people when they have no legitimate reply nor rebuttal to a statement that goes against their conspiracy theories. Most commonly American, Obese, single, lonely, unemployed, bored, and/or depressed as they rely on social media and anonymous apps to give them something to keep what is left of their minds occupied.

Also see American

- I’m not injecting an unknown substance into my body!!
“The ingredients are all available online.”
- Yeah but it doesn’t even work!!!
“So you’re against getting something that, according to you, won’t affect you because…?”
-Ha! Fuckin sheep!!! Can you say “baaa”?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 19, 2022