132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1

Continental Breakfast

A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.

CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Ad starting soon

Notification that pops up in the bottom corner of an interesting video on social media notifying you that the video is over and to keep scrolling.

“Wow I can’t wait to see how this video ends!”
*ad starting soon*
Oh never mind *scrolls past*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Let’s gooooooo

What Gen Z white people or wannabe white people (or wypipo as they call them) say when they do a super minuscule task in life, which realistically doesn’t make any sense because if you’re referring to “go” as in “do the task”, you’ve already done it and aren’t going anywhere. Then again, what slang or lingo of Gen Z does make sense?

You got a C- on your test, Jamal
“ Let’s gooooooo!!!!”
? Go where?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Miscarriage

Female definition: something that only happens to the brave, strong, amazing, courageous, and best women on the entire planet. Heaven gains an angel because of your dead fetus Omg so amazing.

Men Definition: See “dodged a bullet”

Woman Version: I HAD A MISCARRIAGE D:

Men Version: Thank fuck we had a miscarriage.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 1, 2023

She said yes

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.

She said yes!!!

The Bros: *start tearing up*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 31, 2022

But

Translation: disregard everything I said so far and here’s how I actually feel

You were great and I know it’s not your fault, but the rest of the staff made this experience unenjoyable

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 4, 2023

But

A word people say that means “forget everything that I just said, I’m now going to tell you what I really think.”

That was a great idea but I think we shouldn’t do that

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023