A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.
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*20 mins later*
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Gen Z-er: Huh? No nothing is wrong but this meme I looked at made me kinda smile.
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Do you want to come to the park?
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Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
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