The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila
Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice
Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila
Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice
Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
What can I get you to drink?
“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!
“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
A sleep disorder that is represented by difficulties/an inability to fall asleep and/or stay asleep. Usually self-diagnosed by millennials and Gen Zs who stay on their smartphone all night and can’t wrap their head around the fact that exposure to blue light close to one’s hours of sleep will almost guarantee significant issues with sleep onset, sleep maintenance, and sleep initiation.
I can’t sleep, I have insomnia.
“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.
“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 23, 2023
What Bill Burr says in his podcast to notify listeners that it’s probably best to skip the next 30-90 minutes of his podcast because his comedy-killing wife has entered his podcast room and will start cutting his jokes off and interpreting them as statements.
Bill Burr: …and right after that he -- oh look everyone it’s the lovely Nia!
Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*
Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.
Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023
Short for “man explaining”. A term that females use to try to make men feel guilty for talking about anything they don’t agree with.
Want to go to Jeffrey’s Diner for dinner?
“Eh their prices are a little high.”
Wow no need to start mansplaining.
“Eh their prices are a little high.”
Wow no need to start mansplaining.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 20, 2022
Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 27, 2021
A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God
“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.
“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”
Good for you, son.
“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022