What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
Get the Canadian Dates Includedmug. Former definition meant “at no charge at all” but in 2023, “free” usually means that you need to make purchases or spend a specific amount of money in order to get something, meaning it is not free.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
Get the Freemug. What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.
Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!
*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!
*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023
Get the Happy Heavenly Birthdaymug. Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.
“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.
“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
Get the Femalemug. Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
Get the Ugly bypass tacticmug. What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
Get the Small Dick Energymug. A sleep disorder that is represented by difficulties/an inability to fall asleep and/or stay asleep. Usually self-diagnosed by millennials and Gen Zs who stay on their smartphone all night and can’t wrap their head around the fact that exposure to blue light close to one’s hours of sleep will almost guarantee significant issues with sleep onset, sleep maintenance, and sleep initiation.
I can’t sleep, I have insomnia.
“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.
“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023
Get the Insomniamug.