TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023
Get the Queeahmug. The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.
My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
Get the Crustmug. What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.
Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(
“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”
SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”
SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023
Get the Happy Heavenly Birthdaymug. Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass
Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Get the Hide and go Seekmug. Phrase that used to be used at funerals when someone passed away, is now used on social media to milk attention and pity from “followers” or “friends”, posted as if it is supposed to be said to the dead person who won’t see it.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
Get the Rest in Peacemug. by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023
Get the Works at stay at home mommymug. What Americans who downvote anything that calls them out call people who follow medical advice from people who studied medicine and viral illnesses for 10 years instead of listening to high school dropouts and truck drivers
“What’s wrong?”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.
“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.
“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Get the Sheepmug.