132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
An indirect statement to notify people around you that you are in the process of coming out of the closet
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 21, 2023
1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 26, 2023
A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.
What’s this thing beside your bed?
Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.
…your what?
Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it
Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.
…your what?
Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 27, 2021
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
A thing girls say they are to politely tell you that they sleep with someone different daily.
Also see: greasy hoe
Also see: greasy hoe
I’m polyamorous.
“With who?”
Frank, Mike, Daniel, Bill, Myles, d’quan, the guy from the bar last week, the guy from the bar the week before that, DeShawn, Your dad, your brother, your son…
“With who?”
Frank, Mike, Daniel, Bill, Myles, d’quan, the guy from the bar last week, the guy from the bar the week before that, DeShawn, Your dad, your brother, your son…
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 10, 2021