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Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.
Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023
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Sheep

What Americans who downvote anything that calls them out call people who follow medical advice from people who studied medicine and viral illnesses for 10 years instead of listening to high school dropouts and truck drivers
What’s wrong?”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.

“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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Works at stay at home mommy

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023
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Rest in Peace

Phrase that used to be used at funerals when someone passed away, is now used on social media to milk attention and pity from “followers” or “friends”, posted as if it is supposed to be said to the dead person who won’t see it.
“Rest in Peace Grandpa John”
Your grandpa John is dead and won’t see this post.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
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Cell Phone

A portable device that was invented to use to talk to people that Gen Z is petrified to use to talk to people.
*rings*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
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School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.
Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 21, 2023
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Canadian Dates Included

What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary
NEW SUMMER TOUR! 60 SHOWS! CANADIAN DATES INCLUDED!!!
Canadians not living in Vancouver: meh
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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