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by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Sheep

What Americans who downvote anything that calls them out call people who follow medical advice from people who studied medicine and viral illnesses for 10 years instead of listening to high school dropouts and truck drivers

“What’s wrong?”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.

“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Works at stay at home mommy

See “Unemployed”

Name: Shana
Job: Works at stay at home mommy

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023

Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.

My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

White Privilege

A term black people came up with to make white people feel bad for literally existing and nothing more.

Black Guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 in scholarships for being smart plus $2000 in awards simply for being black*

White guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 scholarship for being smart*
Black Guy: hmph, fuck him and his white privilege *robs a store*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.

Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023