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Free

Former definition meant “at no charge at all” but in 2023, “free” usually means that you need to make purchases or spend a specific amount of money in order to get something, meaning it is not free.
“Get a free contest entry by spending $500 in our merchandise store!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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Female

A word you can call females that will offend them by their choice to be offended.
Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.

“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE
? Same thing.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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Ugly bypass tactic

Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:

1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.

OR

2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.

*unmatches*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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Small Dick Energy

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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Words can not describe

What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.
“Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 26, 2023
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Preggo Unfollow

Staying friends with someone but unfollowing them on social media when they announce that they are pregnant because you don’t want to read their whiny, attention-seeking pity posts that they’ll make for the next 2 years so that people can unmeaningly call them the usual terms (strong, brave, amazing) simply for the fact that they let someone drop cum into them to make something that has ruined their life.
Did you hear Tracy is pregnant?

“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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But

Translation: disregard everything I said so far and here’s how I actually feel
You were great and I know it’s not your fault, but the rest of the staff made this experience unenjoyable
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023
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