Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 09, 2023

Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.

What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.

Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

George Floyd

A black American drug addict who threatened a pregnant woman and overdosed followed by resisting arrest.

George Floyd is a criminal

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Cyberbully

What grown adults who lose arguments on the internet say other people did to them to try to make them feel bad as if they’re 11 years old.

Good game, but I still won

STOP IT YOU CYBERBULLY!!!!

Dude aren’t you like 32 years old?

SHUT UP CYBERBULLY

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 08, 2022

Backup Call

Used by people when they go on a first date that they think might be kinda sketchy. A Backup Call is performed by changing a friends name in your phone to someone of high importance (Babysitter, Manager, Son/Daughter, Brother/Sister, etc) and having said friend call you 30-60 minutes into a first date. If the date is going to shit, this can be used to make up an excuse to leave early. Just make sure you have a bullshit story to use so when they ask “what’s wrong?” you have a sentence or two that you can tell them.

You’re welcome, you lying bitch.

Curtis, are you busy Thursday night?
“No, what’s up man?”
I need a backup call at 7pm, do you mind?
“Not at all bro, I’d be happy to”
Thanks man

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Whisk my Eggs

The female way of saying “please fuck me”.

What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021