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Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.
*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
mugGet the Thoughts and prayersmug.

Axe

1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
mugGet the Axemug.

Thank you to the person who

A thing grown adults say online to thank people who won’t see it because they still have teenage anxiety in their 40s and are too scared to say something as simple asthank you” to someone in public.
Thank you to the person who paid for my groceries 6 weeks ago at Wal-Mart. You were wearing a jacket and shoes. You know who you are and I am so grateful!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
mugGet the Thank you to the person whomug.

Are plus sized women attractive to anyone?

A repetitious ploy for attention used on anonymous apps. This is reposted every few hours by fat chicks on anonymous apps because they know that the guys that pity them the most will reply and say “yes” to give them the exact amount of recognition that they are seeking. Fatties also know that, because of the amount of sadness and pity, it will make their post automatically go to a “Hot” or “Popular” page which, unfortunately, is everyone’s main objective in their sad, sad life as it makes them feel recognized.
*eating Big Mac* Are plus sized women attractive to anyone? *burps*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 23, 2022
mugGet the Are plus sized women attractive to anyone?mug.

Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.
Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023
mugGet the Expressomug.

iHateTheWay

Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.
Wooooo Partyyyyy!!!

Oh never mind, iHateTheWay is here. Party’s over.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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Hack

A word that Gen z calls something when they either

A) learned an old way of doing something that is slightly easier than the way they do it currently, or

B) decided to use an object for its unintended purpose and think that they’re being clever
I was today years old when I learned this hack; you can use a knife block for storing knives!!! Omg imagine not doing it this wayyyy???? So lit!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 28, 2023
mugGet the Hackmug.

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