Quiet Quitting

A word millennials came up with that equates to doing your job without picking up overtime.

Basically it’s doing what you’re supposed to do at your job.
I’m thinking about quiet quitting my job.

“That’s not quiet quitting, that’s just doing your job.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 09, 2022
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Polyamorous

A thing girls say they are to politely tell you that they sleep with someone different daily.

Also see: greasy hoe
I’m polyamorous.

“With who?”
Frank, Mike, Daniel, Bill, Myles, d’quan, the guy from the bar last week, the guy from the bar the week before that, DeShawn, Your dad, your brother, your son…
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 10, 2021
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Couldn’t of

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.
I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
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POTUS 111

POTUS Triple One”. A federal United States Code indicative of the threat to the President of the United States (POTUS). “Triple One” is a Varda code utilized initially by John F Kennedy, initiated and recognized within North America as a threat, attempt, or noted upcoming attempt to cause financial, bodily, or medical harm to any individual within North America. This code is primarily utilized in the USA more so (hence the full term “POTUS 111”)
I’m thinking about looting the White House with heavy artillery.

White House Employee Undercover: Good idea *touches earpiece* )Echo 4 to base, we have a POTUS 111).
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 01, 2021
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Gone

1. No longer present; subsided; attenuated

2. How black people say “is going to” because they have a life choice of being intentionally illiterate
1. Andrew is gone. He left about ten minutes ago.

2. Bro he gone be here later, he gone bring me my grade 7 diploma
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 01, 2022
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Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.
My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
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Ugly bypass tactic

Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:

1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.

OR

2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.

*unmatches*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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