TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Student

What unemployed females who are still bottomfeeding off of their parents put as their “Job Title” on their dating profile because it sounds better than saying “unemployed”

Job Title: Student at Student

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2022

Hack

A word that Gen z calls something when they either

A) learned an old way of doing something that is slightly easier than the way they do it currently, or

B) decided to use an object for its unintended purpose and think that they’re being clever

I was today years old when I learned this hack; you can use a knife block for storing knives!!! Omg imagine not doing it this wayyyy???? So lit!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 28, 2023

She said yes

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.

She said yes!!!

The Bros: *start tearing up*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 30, 2022

IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW

Internet acronym translating to “I’d rather shove salted barbed wire up both nostrils while simultaneously listening to my own mother beg for mercy while someone kills her and forces me to watch”.

Loosely put, it means “Hell No”

Wanna come over and meet my new girlfriend”
- IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW
“Wow k, could have just said no”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.

Do you have Winter Washitis?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Miscarriage

Female definition: something that only happens to the brave, strong, amazing, courageous, and best women on the entire planet. Heaven gains an angel because of your dead fetus Omg so amazing.

Men Definition: See “dodged a bullet”

Woman Version: I HAD A MISCARRIAGE D:

Men Version: Thank fuck we had a miscarriage.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022