TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Here comes the Gook!

What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.

Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
“Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

Underdose

Medical slang used when a patient tried to kill themselves by overdose but clearly didn’t take enough.

Is this patient here for an overdose
“Nah more like an Underdose”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

Facebook

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.

Wtf Facebook?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Sound On Button

The small audio button in the corner of a video that you press on a Facebook video to hear the sound. For some reason, Facebooks interpretation of you pressing this button translates to “I now want to hear the audio of every video, audio clip, movie, TikTok, and advertisement in my news feed because I watched this one clip”

I can’t hear this one.

“Press the Sound On Button in the corner.”
Oh thanks.

“No problem. Just make sure you turn it off before you keep scrolling because Facebook will play every video”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

I feel attacked

A thing white girls say when they somewhat relate to something on the internet.

“Study proves that overweight girls are fat”
White Girl: Omg I feel attacked!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 18, 2023

Couldn’t of

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.

I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023