TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Here comes the Gook!

What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.

Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
“Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

Underdose

Medical slang used when a patient tried to kill themselves by overdose but clearly didn’t take enough.

Is this patient here for an overdose
“Nah more like an Underdose”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.

Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Sound On Button

The small audio button in the corner of a video that you press on a Facebook video to hear the sound. For some reason, Facebooks interpretation of you pressing this button translates to “I now want to hear the audio of every video, audio clip, movie, TikTok, and advertisement in my news feed because I watched this one clip”

I can’t hear this one.

“Press the Sound On Button in the corner.”
Oh thanks.

“No problem. Just make sure you turn it off before you keep scrolling because Facebook will play every video”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Urban Asshole

A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.

What a fuckin urban asshole

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

My dog

Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.

Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog

You should meet my dog.

First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023