Literally

The previous definition was “in a literal sense” but Gen Z has morphed, changed, and exacerbated the use of this word so that it now means figuratively.
Gen Z-er: Dude I am literally dying right now
Gen X: Should I call an ambulance?? What’s wrong??? Are you okay????
Gen Z-er: Huh? No nothing is wrong but this meme I looked at made me kinda smile.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2022
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Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.
Do you have Winter Washitis?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
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Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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Stootfish

An extremely ugly friend (or friends) that an ugly girl hangs out with when they go to a club to make her look like a 10/10 by comparison; overall, nothing but an illusion.
Damn that girls hot.
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???

“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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Dark Web

Congratulations Internet User; by searching this term, you have officially allowed access for all of the INTERPOL to begin monitoring your internet usage for the next 25 years. Have fun.
Hm, I wonder how I can access the dark web” *phone beeps* “What the hell?”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
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Lol

A thing people say that means laugh out loud. Said usually when you’re totally not laughing at all and maybe just kind of smirked a little bit.
Lost my wallet at the bar last night lol.

“How is that funny?”
Huh? It’s not.

“But you said ‘lol’ “
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023
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