Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

Depression

A mental condition that a lot of millennials and (ESPECIALLY) Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with with no known cause despite the fact that they eat garbage food, refuse exercise, drink alcohol, use narcotics, remain indoors all day avoiding sunlight, get mad when they lose video games, and stay on their smartphone for 96% of their day instead of interacting with people and exercising like a regular human being. Basically it’s when these people live such a boring and depressing life that they make themselves believe that depression is their life instead of getting off their fat ass and changing it.

I have depression.
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.

“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.

Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023

Urban Asshole

A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.

What a fuckin urban asshole

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

My dog

Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.

Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog

You should meet my dog.

First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023

Couldn’t of

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.

I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023