The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila
Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice
Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila
Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice
Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
What can I get you to drink?
“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!
“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!
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*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
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Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
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Hi Samantha!
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Uh ok, want to date My sister Allison?
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Yeah, I know you’re gay, that’s why I’m asking.
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