A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.
Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023
Short for “man explaining”. A term that females use to try to make men feel guilty for talking about anything they don’t agree with.
Want to go to Jeffrey’s Diner for dinner?
“Eh their prices are a little high.”
Wow no need to start mansplaining.
“Eh their prices are a little high.”
Wow no need to start mansplaining.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 20, 2022
Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 27, 2021
Opening line used by females on dating apps. Actual translation reads as “I don’t relate to anything on your profile, I have no interests besides social media and being alone, and have zero creativity so I’m going to put in the least amount of effort in to making you interested in me so that I can get mad and call you a fuckboy when you only reply with hi.”
*dating match*
Hmmm what should I say to make him interested? …oh I know…
Heyyy
“Hi”
Wow he put in like no effort in that reply. What a fuckboy. *unmatch*
Hmmm what should I say to make him interested? …oh I know…
Heyyy
“Hi”
Wow he put in like no effort in that reply. What a fuckboy. *unmatch*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 24, 2022
The small audio button in the corner of a video that you press on a Facebook video to hear the sound. For some reason, Facebooks interpretation of you pressing this button translates to “I now want to hear the audio of every video, audio clip, movie, TikTok, and advertisement in my news feed because I watched this one clip”
I can’t hear this one.
“Press the Sound On Button in the corner.”
Oh thanks.
“No problem. Just make sure you turn it off before you keep scrolling because Facebook will play every video”
“Press the Sound On Button in the corner.”
Oh thanks.
“No problem. Just make sure you turn it off before you keep scrolling because Facebook will play every video”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.
Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.
Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
Man: No thank you, ma’am.
Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.
Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023