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Person π

Person π is a math master. Arguing with Person 9.

Person 1: oh no what is ³√((√64+√36)÷0.01) im gonna fail the math test!!!!
Person π: meh, thats too easy, tha answer is 10
Person 9: HOW COME YOU GET TO ANSWER MATH BEFORE ME????!!!
Person π: What are the 100 digits of pi?
Person 9: I don't know.
Person π: WELL SKILL ISSUE CUZ THE FIRST 100 DIGITS OF PI ARE
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751085209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679!!!!!!!
Person 9: NOOO I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!
*Person 9 dies of sadness*

by The person creator September 28, 2025

Person 32

Person 32 is the god of all gods.

Person 19: D̵̺͛I̶͎͌E ͈̓ I ͕́ H ̺͑A ̻͝T ̫̿Ĕ̵̟ Ÿ̴̙́Ỏ̴̳U ̤̿ A ̺̚L ̝͝L̵̜͌
Person 1: THATS IT IM CALLING PERSON 32
*Person 32 comes from the sky*
Person 32: Who to banish into the 2763rd dimension?
Person 1: that asshole over there
Person 32: Okay!
Person 32: D ̧̢̨̡͚͇̺̱̞͙͇͕̺̪͌̒͐̎̋͌̆́̿͐̓̈́͆̽͑̊͌̐͗͋͘̕̚͟͠Ḯ̴̡̢̧̛̪͍̹̱̜̠͚̝̱̲̲̥̭̱̞̳͆̄͆͌̐̈͌͑̓̒̃̀̕̕͟͟͝ͅͅE ̧͇̜̤̭͉̏̈́̔̓̂̌̓̆̈́͂̍̈́̉̿͌͘̕ͅ Y̴̡̫̻͍͉̘̑͗͗̀͒͆̄̈́̊̏̈͂͋̎͆̅͆̾͊̈́͂̍͘͡͝Ő̶̧̨͔̯͕̪̲̤͇̞̺͎̭̘͚͙̙̙̼̯̦̹͗͊̔͟Ư̶̡̢̛͚͎̹̦̞̋̐̎̋̾̊̑̿͌̓̓̋̀̾͌̅̈͐͘͜͝͡͝ A̶̢̟͓͇̙̹͍̙͑̽̽̊̎͌͑̉̆̀̈́̿̎̀̀͘͝ͅT̶͉̤̪͚̜̙̲̺̪̹͉̰̯̏̈́̍̂́̾R ̧̨͓͇͎̠͇̆̓͒̒̔̎̎̇͛̿̀̀̋͑̅̓̔̿͘͜͝͠͡ͅȮ̴̡̹̊͌̆̓̀̏̃̽̚̚͜͝C̶̢͉͓͇̯͇͕̪̮̲͇̜̪̍̈́̾̈́̑̐̃͂̆̾͛͛̃́̋̄͂̑̕̕ͅI ̛͖͋̇́̍̍́̂̐̈́̊̌͊̈́̄̈́͛̍̚͘̕Ǒ̴̡͇̣̰̬͎͈̤͔̣͇͎͇̍̒́͆̇̄̅͊͐͑͂͆͆͂̔̋͠Ȗ̴̪̱̩̙̮̑̾̉̈̔̀̂̐̒͊͊́͒̐͊͘͝͡S̶̨͕͙̲̫̻̪̩̤̺̜͈̹̹̝͎̥̺͓͗̽͂̾̊͑͘͜͟͠ P ̖̠͎̃̔̑̽̍̄̍͋̊̾̂̏̽̇̑̕̕̕͜͝͡͝Í̴̢̢̛̞̺̻͓̣̗̲̩͍̠̻̂͒̅̋̍͂̿̌̏̓̌̃̈͒͆̆͘͟͠͠E ̡̭͎̯͙̗̄͊̅̂̊̽́̊̈́̓̔͋̓͌̓͂͐̈C̴̛̖̻̓̀̐̊͗̐̀̎́͑̈̓̈́̃͂̚̕̚͡͡͡E̴̡̡̬̳͖͙̖͖̝͕̮͔̫̩͕͈͚̜͔͋̄̇̈́̇̓͒͊̿͆͑̆̚͝͝ Ö̵̢̧̘̼̼̝͖̱̮̠̥̮͍̫̘̮͇̣͈͈̣̖̩̜͗̇̔͛́̅̌͂̆́̈́͋͛͗͆́̆̚͡͡F ̢̛̛̭̙̩̲̘͎͕̦̜̰͍̭͇̼̑͌̇̍̔͐̀̆̋̋̊̾͌̄̃̚̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅ S ̨̢̡̢̹͇̗̪̯̩͚̼̻͖̜̣͇̲͑͒͒͋̽̿̀̕͘͜͜H̵̛̹̘͎͔̰̩̥̙͖͔̫̻̱͔͙͖͂̈́̌̃̅͋̃̅̉͗̆̽͒̅̕͡͝ͅḮ̶̧̡̛̩͕̟̤̩̰͍͇̯̫̤̳̰̝̮̜̔̒͐͆͛̓̓́̐̑̐͘͜͟͝ͅͅͅT ̭̬̝̋͊̇̎̂̊̎̾͊͝
*Person 19 dies a painful death*
Person 32: That's more like it.

by The person creator September 28, 2025

Person 33

The person that got enchanted by the Almighty Person 32, but he doesn't seem to understand how useful is that.
Long story short, he likes to play around with time traveling and timeline shifting. (OMG TPOT REFERENCE)

Person 1: I am so freaking bored.
Person 33: How about we play around with timelines?
Person 1: Sounds like a bad idea honestly.
Person 33: Oh, you just don't understand.
*Person 33 transfers himself into a different year*
*Timeline breaks*
Guy 475: WAIT WHAT
*Timeline breaks again*
Man 2763: WHY AM I MAN 2763 NOT PERSON 1?
*Timeline breaks again again*
Woman 69: HEEEEEEELP
*Timeline breaks again again again*
Cat 3 : MEOW MEOW????!!
*Timeline breaks for the last time, i hope*
Dog - : WOOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!
*Timeline breaks again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again*
Enrspo 1: HPEL!!! VEERTYHGNI SI KOBNER!!!!!!!
*The timeline keeps breaking frequently*
Eeirut 6;'3258: jdvdgyyfcdddgdnjy
*Person 33 comes back to this timeline*
Person 33: What happened? I was just taking a shit in 1534

by The person creator October 9, 2025

Person i

He was Person -1 before. The evil guy of the imaginary planet. Once in a eon, Person i and Person 32 will battle.

The planet is dark, a little wind blows, just a single shabby house in a middle of a great nowhere.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.

by The person creator October 9, 2025

Person 36

v ̡̨̨̢̧̧̨̢̡̨̡̡̡̨̢̡̢̧̢̗̞̻̬̖̤̻̮̱̩̟̗͇̥͇͙̜̗̠͕̳̪̜̯̜̹̘͔̭̤̰̣̥̥̱̟̜̞̠̤̰̣̼̬̱̘̞̱̭̜͍̬̦̘͎̝̤͔̤̟̣͉̟̪̹͚̺̯͉̘̯̣̘͉̰̲͉̗̮̞̣͈͚̱̯̘͍͈͔͚͇͇̭̣̰̥̼̭̳̫̲͍̯̲͚̗͉̫͎͈̤̰̭̪͙̺̖̩͉͈̹̱͎̰̝̭̱̘͈̖̘̟̦̻̼͙̖̥͔̰̜̟̩̯͉͇͍̟̗̞̜̠̟̗̪̘̞̗̤͚͕͈̼̦͖̼̬̭͎̘̜̞̩͉̞̠̟̱̜̳̹͉̼̹̭͈̜̝̟͎͓̮̪̯͚̝̦̦̬̠̲̘͈͍͍͙̳̤͎̥͕̺̝̼̠̻̎̈̑̉̌̈̉̔̊̂͛̈́̑̏̐͂̇̈́͒̓̐̀͑̑̿̃͌̈͘̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅŏ̶̧̢̢̧̧̧̨̡̢̧̨̧̧̡̢̢̧̢̧̢̡̡̧̢̢̧̧̨̨̡̨̢̲͈̣̱̩͖̹͓̖̲̮͉͎̺̩̲̞̲̼̠̼̱̻͇͈̲͓̥̖̬̗̠͓̥̲̙̬̪̻̯͎̺̦͇̳̙̟͕͖̳̪̙̜͖̯̙̺̘͕̳͈͙̲̝͇̜̳̯͚̳̭̣̘̩̘͎̮͖͔͍͔̗̜̲̪̼̲̩͓̳̝̪̭̹̠̲͙͇͚̪̖͍͍͍̱͔̯͈̻̮̹̥͍̞̦̦̥̥͇̯̖̪͓̘̺͇̩͙̤͈̼̼̻͖̞̬̳͖͓̫̩̲̲͔͉̣̠͍̟̣̫͔̠̯̩̯͙̲̻̼͕̺̜̝̭͍̬̳͈̺͎̖̫̗̻͕̳͙̳̣͚͖͎͓̤͇͈̭̦̤̥̣̤̣̻̜̫̱̻͎̦̞̹̥͉̗̮̭̲̘͉̜̘̪͕̟̳͕̥͚̜͉̤̺͎̫̭̦̩̗͙̦͈̜͙̻̻͈̤̘̞̹̳̙̝͊̆͗̋̉̃͋̽͑́̑̆̓̑͗͊̓̄̀̐̄́͛̀͐̿͗̈̎͐̓͒̄̊̀̌̐̄̓͐̔̆̈̈͐͒͒̎̽̔͒͊͐͑̊̓͘̕̕͘͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅį̴̢̡̧̢̧̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͍̣̪̤̩̘͕͕͈͖̮̳͉͉̟̱̠̜͚̜̠̙͚̥̱̝͎̮̥̪̣̗̜̜̼̝̙̳͓̙̜͔͈͉̺̫̜͉̫̝̹̤̲̺̘̳̮̫͓̫̲̫̦͖̠̠̥̯̞̹̫͎̞̠͕̦̠͉̬̤̣̺̖͚̝̳̹̲̘͍̠̪̙̟͇̹͖̬̜͚͇͍̭̫̘̝͚̹͇̫̰̹̻̭͖͖̤̀̊̿̈͐͆̂̐͊̉̀̍̓̀̈́̓͊̊̀̒̏̌̍͗̅̅́̈́͌̋̓͂̇̽̊̓̄̄̽̋͐́̎͛̓͗̽̓̆̿̐̀̈́̑̿̀̏̋̌̈̀̽͐̎̄͊̂̓̔̄̎̉̆̅́̃͗̏̋̽͆̆̀̄̀͂̉́̎̓̀̀͛́̉̇̓̀͊̾̔̽͊̄̓͛̈́̅̏́̇͂̑̓̏̾̆͗̎̌́̇͒̋̂͗̓̿͑͐̊͊̍̀̉̓̏̐̿̒̋̌̓̍͒͒̅̌̽̌̊͑̈́̊̎̂̈͊͒̀̓̈͑͋̾̎̍͒̓̒̈̄̀̐̅̐̈́͌̄̍̋̆̈̀̄͌̋̅̎͋̂́͆̄̓̿̈̋̋̃͐̋̀̾̃͑̎̍̔́́̅̽͊͊̕̕̚͘̚̕̚̚̕̚̚̚̚͘̕̕̕̚͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅd̶̨̡̡̧̢̨̡̧̢̨̡̡̨̢̨̨̢̧̧͇̱̯̺͍͎̝͕̖̝̭̜̠͎͔͕̘̘̥̦͖̩͇̗̙͚̪̥̠̲͔͉͓͈̯̩̦͍̲̦̜̦͓͔̼̥̹̦̙̜͔̻̻̼̟̘̙͉͓̱͕̲͇̞̞̯̖̩̤͚͔̥͚͙̤̬̭̹̖̲̹̬̱̲̹͇̥̝̞̬̙̼̤͕͉̦̺͍̣̣̘̙͉͔̩͕͓̺͉̼̭̬̘̪͈͖̼̠͚̺̬̗̱̯͎̬͇͍̩̳͈̪̭̜͈̪͍̱̑͑̂́͛͂̐̉͂̌͐̂̽̑͋́̾̓͋̒̇̑̓̎́͂̎̔͆͌̏͑̓̿̍̔̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅ

Person 1: What a beautiful day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 36: p ͉̭͐̀̽e ͎̋͌̋r ̙͓̭͖̅i ̈́̌ͅs̴͔̺͈͕̖̿̾́ḥ̶̯͗̓̆͑͝
P̴̮͙̤͙̥̓̈́͊͑͐e̶͉̬̹̞̊͂͌̕͝r̴̡̙͉͖̤̘͛͝s ̠͓̤͂͌̕̚o ̲̀̾̀̚͝n ̬̉̈̎̾̅͠ ̶̜̫̋̃͘1̵̹͚̺̹̈́́̑͗; N ̡̙̤͓͓͂́͊̆̑̄̓͆͘Ǫ̴̠̪̺̳̼͓̯͉̜̫̬̗̍̈̒̔̈́̈́̇̈̓̈́̈͂̓̕̕ ̴̟̘̰̭͕͙̣̙͖̟̘͖̓́̎͂̏̓͛W ̦̻͕̠̩̟͈̩̰̦̟̟͛Ǟ̵̧̢͍̯̥̯̞̗̖͚̮̲̌̄̊̀̅͊̕͜I ͚̖̭͕͎̩͖̮̣̼͗̽ͅT ̬̻̟̰͈̆̿̍͑́͠͝ ̴̢̡̰̯͔̣͈͈̖͔͛͑̃̀͊̄̉͛̾̉̎̇Ṋ̵̨̧̛͕͚̝̼̱̙͈̗̖͍̮̮̖̌͋̆̈́͑̿O̵͉̺̮̮̣̭͔̯̙͛̒̊̅͆̾̽̆͌̈́̾̌͘͠Ơ̵̢͓̬͓͓͖̰̳͍̺͎̱͔̠̈́̀̋̑̌͠Ó̴̗͔̜̗̼̒̿O̵̳̱̻̟̭̘̪̹̞̝̬͔͓͋̍̀́̂̐̏̌͂̀͂̒͋͠͠͝Ò̴̢̧̯͇͓̣͓͋̽̉̈́͆̀̌͒̽̕̕͝O ̧̢̡̨̬̝̤̯̭̩̩̭̣̖̙̻̑́̀̀̔͑̽̋̾̄̽͜͠Ǫ̵̢̪̱͍̟̞͍͇͉̤̓̎̃͑̅̏̐̂̾͆̽́͋̕͠O ͎͚̅̾O̶̢̭̖͍̙͈̲̟̼͉̣̭̗̱̥̿̒̐̐̃̅͗͋̎̕̕̚̚̕͠͝Õ̵̘̖͈͚̑̓̔́͑̈͐͋̄͋̓́͘̚͝Ơ̶̛̺͔̓͗̈̂͛̑͑̇͐͌͊̈͗̚͜

P ̢͎̲̤̝̱͔̣̯̘̱͇̤̥̜̝͆̆͠͝ͅe̴̡̢̟̦̻͍̪͎̙̜͔̖̣̒̐̎̈͑̋̌̎͆̆̏͛͒̓͆͘r ̟̚s ̠̪͉̼͉̺͑̀̆̆̔̾̈́̽̓͋̅͠o ̦͈̙̥̥̰̺̎̿̊͆̋̏͐̃̑n ̢̨̢̼͔͉͔̳̮̖̑͌̏͑̃̈̓̓́͒̚͜͝ ̵̺̘͓̱̖̜̹̲͆̏̅̑̈́̊͌̈́͝͠͠͝͝1̵̞͒̈́̓̑̕; A ̧̡̨͔̺̼̩̦̖̩̗̘̥̻̠͕̱͚̟̤̳̬͉̦̝̬͓̙̗̦͈̭͉̩͈̫̦̦̰̳̻͇͈̹̖̠̺͎̪̗͇̜̟̤͓͒͛͜

by The person creator December 15, 2025

Person NaN

This person materialized out of utter nothingness and h̨̧̨̨̨̢̧̛̛̖̞̰̼̞͈͓͈̲̯͓̜̙͚͚͇̫͖̯̗̫͉͇̗̹̤̞̰͎̲̼̠̙̟̝̲͉͙͈̜̅̀̔͋̆̃͑̋̌̈́̅̅̿͊̊̂̇̐͐͛̈́̍̑̓̒͛̎̂̇̃͒̾͊́̍̑̅͒̃̃͗́̍̕̕͘͘͜͟͜͞e̡͈͓͕͓͓̮̭̘͓͔̼̝̼̟̠̮̗̻͔̦̰̗͓̫̞̣̮̰͙̹̫͚̦̫̹͓̳̝̮̳̙̹͉̮̓̃͛͒̽̾͋͊̋̀̿̈́͆̊̉̉̎̔͆̉͛̋̔̒̒̓̀́͂̿͛͛̆̄̓̾̉͑̿́̈̎͘̚̕͢͢͢͢͝͞͠͝͝ͅ ̧̢̨̧̛̮͍͚̥͕͉̟̭̪̼̭̗͙̞͖̮̟̮͚̞̱̯̭͕͙̪̝̳̳̘͔͖͖̤̥̳̳̬̯̇̈̂̂͒͒͛͐̍̌̓̽̍͆̑̾͛̓̌̋͐́̏͂̇̉͗̊̾̑̄̅̀̓̉̾́̋́̏̑͌͂̕̕̕͜͟͜͟͢͢͠͞͠ͅs̢̡̡͍͔̮͈̜̖̦͍̗̳̺̼̪͍̯̙̱̼̪̺͈͖͙̰̩̹̺̦̠͕͇͓͓̤̰̖̻̬̘͖͍̰̾̃͛̂̏̑̉̊́̐́̇͐͆̉͗̏͛̂̔͛̃̌̒̍̏̐̉͌͊͛̓͑̀͐̈́̑̉̌̽̒͒̒͑͗̚͜͟͝͞͡͠ͅͅͅï̢̡̢̢̢̡̛̛̯̻̹͍͕͕̞̼͎͎͖̹̖̼͓̣̹̠̮͚̣̦͙̲͚̪͕͍͕̥̜͈͕͇͎̭̮̝̰͖͐͋̈̓̅̍́̔̉͋̓̏͐͂̊̄̒̓̂̎̀͆̆̄͂̅̇̓́̉̑͌͌̊͂͗̾̐̓̕̚̚͜͟͟͜͠͠͠͡͞n̨̢̧̧̛̛͓̳̹̭͚̥̰̖͕̼͎͚̠̺̬͇͙̰̬̪̘̪̘̝͕̞̗̩͉̥̯͇̦̦͕͖̯̪̗̣̹̎̎̀̉͐̈̒̌̽̅́̃̿͌̀͛̆̍͗̀͆̎́̏̑͑̂̂̈̈́͒̈̒̐̆̄͗͑̆̒̀͘̕͟͢͢͜͡͠͝͞͞ͅn̡̨̨̡̛͎͔̞̱͖̭͎̫̠̙͚̘̦̖̜͍͎͇̜̳̗͎̪̰̲̭̘̥̖͍̲͈̱̯̻̖̬̬̼̙͉̜͈̠͊̐̎͛͐̂̎̾̈́͗̿̇́̆̐̊̾̌̑̂͗̈̓͋̿̋̑̽̈́̾̈̑́́̾̽͑̍́͗͊̋̈́͘͘͘̕͢͜͠͠e̡̡̨̛̲̩͚͎̲̰͍͓̫̙̻̭̻͔̹̩̭̼͓͙̗̫̩̲͉̫̣͚̫̘͉̠̤͙̺̞̭̼͖̝͐̌̇͌̿͗̔̀̏̑͌̓̽́̇͑͊̍̽̿̌͂͆̾̑́͛̀̈̃̇̂̈͛͛͂̌́̊̚̕̚͘̕͜͜͜͟͢͢͝͡͡͞͞ͅd̢̨̧̧̧̡̧̞͕̖̩͙̬̝̗̟̼̰͈͕̜̬̲̰̘̯̲̪̝͕͉̻̗̰͎̰͕̖̬̺̟͖̞̖̦̪̈̏͒̒̄̀͋͐͋̉̆̋̑̇͂̾̄͊͊̄̃̾͋̀̀̆̿͋̆́̆͒̉͌͗͌͂̒̈́̀͋͆̚̕͘̚̚͘̕͜͜͞ͅͅ. And that why he lost his value and is Person Not a Number now.

Person (we dont know): Alright, sin(pi) is 0, so i will go for cake.
Person 32: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
Person (we dont know): NO WAIT NO-
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*Person (we dont know) turns into Person NaN*
Person NaN: aw man

by The person creator December 15, 2025

Ъ

OH. MY. GOODNESS. This is a russian letter that shatters the entire universe when pronounced only by itself.
In normal words it doesnt have immense power: подъезд, двухъярусный, e.t.c. There it is just an empty letter that serves no purpose at all. But no one has pronounced the almighty Ъ as the only letter in the entire word. To achieve success in BARELY pronouncing this letter, you need to achieve apotheosis first. (p.s. it is called "hard sign")

Person 1: uehguaheugehauehueaheuhgughueheuahugheughauehguehuehuehgueheuheuhe
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Person 1: i am trying to pronounce the hard sign thingy
Person 2: Woah thats pretty interesting
Person 1 & 2: hgeughugeageahgueguheggehegheghagegheguaehhgehghegahaghgegahgahuegheghagahghghggeugh
*Person 3 comes in*
Person 3: WHAT THE-
Person 2: GO PRONOUNCE HARD SIGN WITH US NOWWWWWWWWW
Person 3: Oh, the hard sign stuff? EZ
Person 3: Ъ
The entire universe: OUCH SOMEONE PRONOUNCED Ъ!!!!! I AM ABOUT TO DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*The entire universe dies a painful death*
*Person 1, 2 and 3 are flying in space 2763 miles per second*
Person 1: Person 3, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 3: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person 3: TIME TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Person 3: ЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪ
Person 1 & 2: HELL NAW
Person 3: I AM RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1 & 2: NO WAY
Person 3: ВАЛИТЕ ВОН ОТСЮДА
Person 1 & 2: OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Person 1 and 2 die a painful-er death*
*Person 3 plays the Soviet Anthem*

by The person creator December 15, 2025