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Ъ

OH. MY. GOODNESS. This is a russian letter that shatters the entire universe when pronounced only by itself.
In normal words it doesnt have immense power: подъезд, двухъярусный, e.t.c. There it is just an empty letter that serves no purpose at all. But no one has pronounced the almighty Ъ as the only letter in the entire word. To achieve success in BARELY pronouncing this letter, you need to achieve apotheosis first. (p.s. it is called "hard sign")
Person 1: uehguaheugehauehueaheuhgughueheuahugheughauehguehuehuehgueheuheuhe
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Person 1: i am trying to pronounce the hard sign thingy
Person 2: Woah thats pretty interesting
Person 1 & 2: hgeughugeageahgueguheggehegheghagegheguaehhgehghegahaghgegahgahuegheghagahghghggeugh
*Person 3 comes in*
Person 3: WHAT THE-
Person 2: GO PRONOUNCE HARD SIGN WITH US NOWWWWWWWWW
Person 3: Oh, the hard sign stuff? EZ
Person 3: Ъ
The entire universe: OUCH SOMEONE PRONOUNCED Ъ!!!!! I AM ABOUT TO DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*The entire universe dies a painful death*
*Person 1, 2 and 3 are flying in space 2763 miles per second*
Person 1: Person 3, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 3: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person 3: TIME TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Person 3: ЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪ
Person 1 & 2: HELL NAW
Person 3: I AM RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1 & 2: NO WAY
Person 3: ВАЛИТЕ ВОН ОТСЮДА
Person 1 & 2: OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Person 1 and 2 die a painful-er death*
*Person 3 plays the Soviet Anthem*
by The person creator December 15, 2025
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