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OH. MY. GOODNESS. This is a russian letter that shatters the entire universe when pronounced only by itself.
In normal words it doesnt have immense power: подъезд, двухъярусный, e.t.c. There it is just an empty letter that serves no purpose at all. But no one has pronounced the almighty Ъ as the only letter in the entire word. To achieve success in BARELY pronouncing this letter, you need to achieve apotheosis first. (p.s. it is called "hard sign")
Person 1: uehguaheugehauehueaheuhgughueheuahugheughauehguehuehuehgueheuheuhe
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Person 1: i am trying to pronounce the hard sign thingy
Person 2: Woah thats pretty interesting
Person 1 & 2: hgeughugeageahgueguheggehegheghagegheguaehhgehghegahaghgegahgahuegheghagahghghggeugh
*Person 3 comes in*
Person 3: WHAT THE-
Person 2: GO PRONOUNCE HARD SIGN WITH US NOWWWWWWWWW
Person 3: Oh, the hard sign stuff? EZ
Person 3: Ъ
The entire universe: OUCH SOMEONE PRONOUNCED Ъ!!!!! I AM ABOUT TO DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*The entire universe dies a painful death*
*Person 1, 2 and 3 are flying in space 2763 miles per second*
Person 1: Person 3, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 3: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person 3: TIME TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Person 3: ЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪ
Person 1 & 2: HELL NAW
Person 3: I AM RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1 & 2: NO WAY
Person 3: ВАЛИТЕ ВОН ОТСЮДА
Person 1 & 2: OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Person 1 and 2 die a painful-er death*
*Person 3 plays the Soviet Anthem*
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ъюбьтимсчяэждлорпавыфхзщшгнекуцй 

The Russian equivalent to mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. How are you THIS bored? Just how!? Or maybe your thought that this definition didn’t exist so you wanted to do it yourself. If thats you: sorry, i got here first.
ъюбьтимсчяэждлорпавыфхзщшгнекуцй

ъычнет 

The "Russian" way of saying bitch
That little ъычнет copied my answers!

ъ1234567890-=яшертюиоп[]\асдфгхйкл;ьзжцвбнм,./ 

When you are so bored that you type every key on a Windows Russian phonetic keyboard.
Person: *types ъ1234567890-=яшертюиоп\асдфгхйкл;ьзжцвбнм,./*

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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