by The Real Canadian March 20, 2020
An older, slutty-looking woman who hasn't enough class or restraint to be a cougar. Many skankasauruses wear overly revealing clothes, which is gauche even if she has the right body.
Most common habitats for skankasauruses? Fox News, followed by any nightclub or bar.
Most common habitats for skankasauruses? Fox News, followed by any nightclub or bar.
by The Real Canadian May 05, 2019
Fox News, where hot right-wing chicks in short skirts and Trump's Aryan ass-kissers fill their gullible viewers' heads with alternative facts - lies to you and me.
The Nuts and Sluts Channel constantly airs in our cruise ship's common area. Every time I see Fox and Friends, I feel seasick.
by The Real Canadian December 22, 2017
Fake Patriot: I don’t have to wear my seatbelt and keep my kids in the backseat. I know my First Amendment rights.
Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.
Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.
Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?
Fake Patriot: MAGA!
Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.
Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.
Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?
Fake Patriot: MAGA!
by The Real Canadian August 23, 2021
Nickname for Donald Trump, the illegitimate 45th President of the United States. Trump admits to not reading books (calling them elitist), enlisted poor Barack Obama to show him the ropes, bullies people, and behaves like a spoiled rotten brat who has never grown up. Dolt45 spends his idle time writing tweets that are unreadable and unpresidential.
Angela Merkel wonders how a jerk like Dolt45 ever got elected President.
With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.
Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.
With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.
Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.
by The Real Canadian March 20, 2017
When you go to an expensive or prestigious store, college, club or hair salon and get snubbed or patronized because of how you look. People who look like bums, hookers, hicks (think Hee Haw) and trailer trash are frequently targeted; also, people of color and indigenous groups.
Ida Lee, who grew up in a trailer park outside Palookaville, was an honor student and cheer captain. She went to an Ivy League college on full scholarship, but the snobby students and profs Pretty Womaned her, saying that she wasn’t smart enough for university.
Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.
LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).
Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.
LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).
by The Real Canadian April 25, 2022
White House Barbie promotes a brand of black beans to the public, acting more like one of Barker's Beauties than a high-ranking government official. Isn't that unethical?
by The Real Canadian July 18, 2020