An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.
I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.
by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021
Nickname for Acton, a working class Toronto suburb known for its drugs, teen moms, low educational attainment rates, open racism, and some of the stupidest people alive. Any person with even a little bit going for them would get out of that place, using college or university as an escape route.
by The Real Canadian April 25, 2015
An older, slutty-looking woman who hasn't enough class or restraint to be a cougar. Many skankasauruses wear overly revealing clothes, which is gauche even if she has the right body.
Most common habitats for skankasauruses? Fox News, followed by any nightclub or bar.
Most common habitats for skankasauruses? Fox News, followed by any nightclub or bar.
by The Real Canadian May 04, 2019
A. The current White House under Donald Trump;
B. Any country that's not dominated by members of the white race; and
C. Trump's mouth.
B. Any country that's not dominated by members of the white race; and
C. Trump's mouth.
Donald Trump has called Haiti and Africa "shithole countries". He should know that Africa is a continent, not a country. He only wants lily-white people from Europe immigrating to the United States - good luck, you racist asshole!
by The Real Canadian May 02, 2018
by The Real Canadian March 20, 2020
Fox News, where hot right-wing chicks in short skirts and Trump's Aryan ass-kissers fill their gullible viewers' heads with alternative facts - lies to you and me.
The Nuts and Sluts Channel constantly airs in our cruise ship's common area. Every time I see Fox and Friends, I feel seasick.
by The Real Canadian December 22, 2017
Nickname for Donald Trump, the illegitimate 45th President of the United States. Trump admits to not reading books (calling them elitist), enlisted poor Barack Obama to show him the ropes, bullies people, and behaves like a spoiled rotten brat who has never grown up. Dolt45 spends his idle time writing tweets that are unreadable and unpresidential.
Angela Merkel wonders how a jerk like Dolt45 ever got elected President.
With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.
Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.
With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.
Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.
by The Real Canadian March 19, 2017