Any person who has an irrational, deep-seated belief in God. Also known as a religious fanatic, they belittle the intelligent and reasonable person who tries to make them come to their senses:
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)
Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.
Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)
Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.
Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
Religious Nut: "You want to go away to college, you little heathen? They will take you away from God. You will live in sin. You will go to Hell!"
Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
by The Real Canadian April 01, 2017
Donald Trump's newest nickname, IQ45 is the combination of his ranking among American presidents and his supposed IQ - which is much too low to run a McDonald's let alone a country.
Most other American presidents could read a real newspaper; IQ45 could barely read The National Enquirer and would watch Fox News - they tell him exactly what he wants to hear.
by The Real Canadian January 20, 2019
An ape-like swamp creature who is another embarrassment to American politics, this Republicunt makes Lauren Boebert look sane by comparison - and, that’s not saying much. Also known as MTG, “it” is a MAGAt conspiracy theorist that fell into that QAnon rabbit hole long ago, landing head first.
If Trump ever picks Marjorie Taylor Greene as his running mate for the 2024 Presidential Election, then God help America.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2023
1. Former Governor of Alaska;
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
Sarah Palin may be one hot grandmama, but half the things she says and does make America the laughingstock of the developed world.
If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
by The Real Canadian July 07, 2021
The reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, this fat and ugly skirtchaser represents the worst of America. Bigoted, loudmouthed and clueless, he has somehow attracted the attention of hillbillies, religious nuts, grade school dropouts and the Klan. The smart Republicans want nothing to do with him.
Oh, God! Donald Trump has called the Second Amendment people to use Hillary Clinton as a target practice. He thinks that comment is funny, but it isn't.
by The Real Canadian August 10, 2016
1. Title of a schlocky 1970s syndicated series starring Chuck Barris and featuring the dubious talents of Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, The Unknown Comic and many others.
2. A group of stupid, incompetent and/or crooked people, doing stuff that would get them fired from most other places.
3. A situation where anything that could go wrong does.
2. A group of stupid, incompetent and/or crooked people, doing stuff that would get them fired from most other places.
3. A situation where anything that could go wrong does.
The Gong Show turned your brains into mush in a half hour.
The whole fucking place is a gong show, nobody knows what they are doing.
The party last night was one big gong show. The DJ played The Carpenters, we had nothing but stale Cheetos and warm beer, and we watched Gigli on TV. We should have stayed home!
The whole fucking place is a gong show, nobody knows what they are doing.
The party last night was one big gong show. The DJ played The Carpenters, we had nothing but stale Cheetos and warm beer, and we watched Gigli on TV. We should have stayed home!
by The Real Canadian July 10, 2021
A type of migraine that develops every time you hear Donald Trump's voice, or even hear his name. It is often accompanied by nausea and such disturbing mental images as Trump getting naked with a teenage model.
by The Real Canadian October 02, 2017