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Definitions by The Real Canadian

Cheetolini 

One of Donald Trump's many unflattering nicknames, Cheetolini is a portmanteau of Cheetos (which bear Trump's unnatural orange skin color) and Italian fascist/Hitler ally Benito Mussolini.
Cheetolini's buddies like little girls, too.

How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?
A fat, ugly little man with lots of body hair, he could be mistaken for that half-human/half-ape creature that lives in the woods
I gave Sasquatch a $500 gift card from a spa, he needs hair removal badly.

Skankasaurus 

An older, slutty-looking woman who hasn't enough class or restraint to be a cougar. Many skankasauruses wear overly revealing clothes, which is gauche even if she has the right body.

Most common habitats for skankasauruses? Fox News, followed by any nightclub or bar.
Jillian is 50 years old and still throws herself at men half her age. What a skankasaurus!

Bobbitted 

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
Bobbitted by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019
Donald Trump's newest nickname, IQ45 is the combination of his ranking among American presidents and his supposed IQ - which is much too low to run a McDonald's let alone a country.
Most other American presidents could read a real newspaper; IQ45 could barely read The National Enquirer and would watch Fox News - they tell him exactly what he wants to hear.
IQ45 by The Real Canadian January 20, 2019

Wally World 

Nickname for Walmart, the Mecca of discount stores. (Target is the Medina). Established in 1962, Wally World has become the default brick-and-mortar retailer for many North Americans because of its wide selection and cheap prices.
After work, I have to go to Wally World for some groceries, my windshield wiper fluid, a present for my niece - and, I just remembered, I've run out of foundation for my blotchy face.
Wally World by The Real Canadian January 19, 2019

Turpintine 

The stench, psychological and physical damage, and destruction that result from raising 13 kids (and counting) under dirty, creepy and abusive circumstances. It only takes one person (a close family member) to expose two weirdos for that they really are.
My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.