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When you go to an expensive or prestigious store, college, club or hair salon and get snubbed or patronized because of how you look. People who look like bums, hookers, hicks (think Hee Haw) and trailer trash are frequently targeted; also, people of color and indigenous groups.
Ida Lee, who grew up in a trailer park outside Palookaville, was an honor student and cheer captain. She went to an Ivy League college on full scholarship, but the snobby students and profs Pretty Womaned her, saying that she wasn’t smart enough for university.

Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.

LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).
by The Real Canadian April 25, 2022
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Nickname for Ivanka Trump, who could be the least qualified federal employee since...her old man.
White House Barbie promotes a brand of black beans to the public, acting more like one of Barker's Beauties than a high-ranking government official. Isn't that unethical?
by The Real Canadian July 18, 2020
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A fat, ugly little man with lots of body hair, he could be mistaken for that half-human/half-ape creature that lives in the woods
I gave Sasquatch a $500 gift card from a spa, he needs hair removal badly.
by The Real Canadian May 9, 2019
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A television journalist who was obviously hired for their looks and perkiness rather than their news gathering skills. They look more like supermodels and Hollywood actors than the leather-faced Edward R Murrow and Morley Safer, avuncular Walter Cronkite and scrappy Dan Rather of old. And, they only smile and show their legs while wearing outfits that are more suitable for a cocktail party, yakking about Hollywood, sex and reality TV.
That newsmodel could barely enunciate, and they still put her on the evening news?
by The Real Canadian December 12, 2022
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An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.
Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.

My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
by The Real Canadian July 22, 2015
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Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.
Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!
by The Real Canadian August 14, 2015
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A beautiful blonde Fox News and NBC host, Megyn Kelly put her foot in her mouth on live TV. The result? Her 15 minutes of fame were up.
Megyn Kelly might have been a lawyer years back, but she wasn’t smart enough to keep her big mouth shut about blackface. Now, she’s a big skinny nobody, and Fox News doesn’t want her back.
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
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