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Grandmama 

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.
Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.
Grandmama by TimTheTurtle May 31, 2018
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Grandmama 

Grandmama is used for people who are wayyyy to posh
Friend: my grandmama is coming over for tea tonight

You: damn man your so posh
Grandmama by Urmummm123 December 30, 2021

Grandmama 

My Grandmama was the Mona Lisa.
Grandmama by CrabbyChicken April 20, 2022

great grandmama lelala 

A woman that is old and decrepit and is funny
She is my great grandmama lelala

great grandmama lelala 

An old woman who is decrepit and funny
She is my great grandmama lelala

classy grandma 

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.
STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.
Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.
Grandmafication by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020