Trumpgraine 

A type of migraine that develops every time you hear Donald Trump's voice, or even hear his name. It is often accompanied by nausea and such disturbing mental images as Trump getting naked with a teenage model.

Fox News gives me a Trumpgraine!

Trumpgraine by The Real Canadian October 2, 2017

trumptrain 

A series of low frequency sounds (drumpfs) made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

When he leaned way over, we heard a long trumptrain and knew he had just let loose with an unusually large amount of Santorum.

trumptrain by ciabrat December 19, 2016

5 Stages of Trumpgrief 

The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.

The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.

5 Stages of Trumpgrief by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Trumpertained 

What you are feeling watching Trump talk on TV. Pro or Con, this is entertaining.

OMG. I can't believe he just said that. Now that's just great! Im just Trumpertained !

Trumpertained by wtfwhitelady October 30, 2016

trumpgraped 

refers to the meme with trump choking on a grape, or any other instance of someone doing so.

"Hey Sam, are you getting trumpgraped?"

trumpgraped by theOldElderyFurryArmpit September 16, 2019

TrumpTrain 

The act of being sandwiched between two close relatives and having nasty dirty sex

"Bro my family had the weekly TrumpTrain!"
"You're so lucky dude!"

TrumpTrain by Puasyfart March 7, 2021