58 definitions by The Real Canadian
I’m going to scare the shit out of those trick or treaters this Halloween. My yard will be littered with talking skellies, pop-up zombies, tombstones and cackling witches.
Then, those Reese’s peanut butter cups will be mine. Brouhaha!
Then, those Reese’s peanut butter cups will be mine. Brouhaha!
by The Real Canadian September 18, 2021
This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
by The Real Canadian February 7, 2021
Hollywood, where unrealistic standards for attractiveness are expected, even enforced. It’s also the place where anything goes: sex tapes (Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton come to mind), partying while commando, adultery, multiple marriages and divorces, and just plain old bad behavior. Nobody would get away with these antics anywhere else.
Hollyweird is one big mental institution. Everybody hates on one another, cheats on their wives or girlfriends, spends too much money on another marriage that only lasts nanoseconds, and draws too much attention to themselves. Ambition is good, but this bullshit isn’t.
by The Real Canadian June 7, 2022
An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.
On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.
by The Real Canadian June 5, 2022
A sexual predator (think Harvey Weinstein, Donald Trump, Roger Ailes or Matt Lauer) who keeps a respectable or high-profile job. But, of course, it only takes one (or, several) to blow their cover.
I can’t believe that anyone thinks that horn dog would make a good President. He boasts on TV about grabbing women by their pussy.
#MeToo has exposed all the horn dogs sniffing around Hollywood.
That horn dog should be in jail, not promoted.
#MeToo has exposed all the horn dogs sniffing around Hollywood.
That horn dog should be in jail, not promoted.
by The Real Canadian July 8, 2021
A boring, working class Toronto suburb that’s populated by methheads, headbangers, 14-year-old moms, high school dropouts (or, graduates of the applied/basic level in high school), racists, religious nuts and lot lizards. If you’re ambitious, smart and not a waste case, go to college or university and don’t look back.
Milla: “I’ve just fired an Acton resident. She stole $200,000 from our budget.”
Irene: “I’m not surprised. She always comes to work stoned on meth. Her rotten teeth, racist comments against Supinder and Jerome, and stupid shit about fake news don’t help.”
Milla: “And her 12-year-old daughter just had a baby, too. I would never raise my kids in Acton. I don’t want them to end up like those lowlifes.”
Irene: “I’m not surprised. She always comes to work stoned on meth. Her rotten teeth, racist comments against Supinder and Jerome, and stupid shit about fake news don’t help.”
Milla: “And her 12-year-old daughter just had a baby, too. I would never raise my kids in Acton. I don’t want them to end up like those lowlifes.”
by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
Any person who has an irrational, deep-seated belief in God. Also known as a religious fanatic, they belittle the intelligent and reasonable person who tries to make them come to their senses:
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)
Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.
Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)
Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.
Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
Religious Nut: "You want to go away to college, you little heathen? They will take you away from God. You will live in sin. You will go to Hell!"
Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
by The Real Canadian April 2, 2017