The Original Agahnim's definitions
They didn't quit.
Win or lose, the Phoenix Suns fought to the end. Life isn't just about winning for everyone, including even the Milwaukee Bucks who convieniently forgot (their humility) that they didn't win just last year. Even people that hold nothing sacred but winning lose, and thank god for that.
by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
Get the Phoenix Sunsmug. Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).
The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Get the Fakemug. Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.
A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Real personmug. Healing doesn't begin because there is no healing.
Anybody telling somebody a vaccine is healing them is a lot like Jim Jones telling people he was the messiah healing them.
by The Original Agahnim July 4, 2021
Get the Healingmug. by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021
Get the Bureaucratmug. Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Octopus deathmug. A dog language from a middle elevation of a region that canines trying to get rich and powerful try to learn.
Francis and his dog were discussing, in Middle Dog Talk, the new car amp technology and inventory they were going to team up on and sell their potential customers. Nothing silly about that, just two pals finding their rhythm.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
Get the Middle dog talkmug.