58 definitions by The Strut

spanish wank

Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.

The dusky, full breasted maiden was indeed a dab hand at the old spanish wank.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

CAB

Cheating Aussie Bastard. Came into effect the time of Aussie criketer Alan Border. Took the phrase 'that's not cricket' and made it his mantra. Would appeal every decision and demeaning the gentile game. Has now trickled down to all Aussie sportsmen.

Too numerous to give a full list. Here is a selection:
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

thickening up

The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.

Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."

Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."

Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."

Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.

Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."

Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

taters deep

During sexual intercourse, the point at where a man is fully up to the hilt and his bollocks (or taters - short for 'potatos') are touching the labia.

I was with your mum last night. My god, I was taters deep and still not touching the sides. If I hadn't have strapped a plank to my arse, I would have fallen in.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

paddy

1. Shortened name for Patrick.
2. Inoffensive name for an Irishman.
3. Offensive name for an Irishman.
4. A tantrum or 'wobbler'.

1. March the 17th is St Paddy's Day.
2. I'm proud to be a Paddy.
3. You fucking bog-pig Irish Paddy.
4. My wife caught me in bed with her mum, twin sisters and pet goat. Jesus did she throw a paddy. Her bedsheets were ruined.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

sweaty

Cockney rhyming slang for Scottish person. Sweaty sock - jock.

"Morning Mish Moneypenny. Looking shuper today," said the Sweaty.

"Feel the shtag."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

gel on

A female's state of arousal. The equivalent of a male's hard on except the girl becomes moist.

"There's Sean again. God he gives me such a gel on."

by The Strut November 10, 2004