Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.
"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"
by Ted March 05, 2005
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fatty

"damn dude, thats a fatty dip"
"yea i know, killed half the can"
by Ted March 05, 2005
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terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally
My dog left a coiler in the backyard.
by ted August 31, 2003
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Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.
"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"
by Ted September 02, 2003
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ChurchLady

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.
1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.
by Ted August 22, 2003
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kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.
In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.
by Ted January 27, 2005
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