Ted's definitions

Beast

The term is usually used to greet Mark Alan Young, he was born August 20th 1988, see him and bitchslap the cunt

Yo beast, wha' sup!!!

by Ted December 7, 2004

Orb

the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's

I held my "orb" in tuscany while naked at the dinner table to avoid embarrassment

by ted August 16, 2004

the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

5 cent

Vern Troyer

Came out as 5 cent during the Teen Choice Awards 2003.

by Ted August 8, 2003

tinabock

Tina Bock is a huge slut bag. Shes dirty

Oh tina bock your a slut bag...

by Ted March 26, 2005

megavillain

Contemporary visual agent and instigator.

Check out megavillain.com

by Ted February 4, 2005

gitta

A word meaning shit
Originated from Stokesley school, aka "Mutta" and "shitta"

this fucking sluts blow jobs are fucking gitta

i just stepped in sum gitta

mr borwell is gitta

that stinkin rag head smells worse than my gitta

smelly paki.. stinks of gitta

by ted February 26, 2005