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Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic
"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"
by Ted December 2, 2003
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fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.
Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.
by Ted April 18, 2005
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yu wang

A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."
Yu Wang is sucks.
The Wang sucks grits.
by ted January 21, 2004
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LUD4

LuDa5525: ballsack
LuDa5525: ballsack
by Ted September 18, 2003
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jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.
by Ted April 17, 2006
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ramz

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims
Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!
by ted November 26, 2004
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Yes Mate

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!
by Ted May 4, 2003
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