Definitions by Ted

pyros 

Young, anti-social individuals who like to play with no one and nothing but fire and firearms.

Oklahoma Bombmer Timothy McVeigh.
All lead characters in cult classic Romper Stomper (staring Russell Crowe).

pyros by Ted March 19, 2003

Greek Cow Stomach 

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.

I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous

Greek Cow Stomach by Ted March 12, 2003

Slip

to inflict shame or grief upon one's self by accident.

Bambi tried to dis' Amit, but he slipped himself.

Slip by Ted March 12, 2003

shitstain 

An individual with the equivalent intelligence of a pinhead or waterbird.

That shitstain stood in the parking spot trying to reserve it for a friend.

shitstain by Ted January 24, 2003

brushyourhair 

bitches like to use the phrase "brush your hair"

Mary, the bitch told her kids to brush their hair

brushyourhair by ted January 11, 2003