TRISTAN's definitions

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

town shit

meaning something is "of the town" , also another way of saying clownin, (originating in norcal) (but if u wanna get the best definition u should ask the master of town shit, kyan, himself)

hittin tha hookah bar in el cerrito, thats town shit. i ain't tryin to go to yur wack party.... ahh man thats town shit

by Tristan January 25, 2005

Sharkapult

A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.

the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.

by tristan December 14, 2004

frealz

for real

Aznguy1: yo im pregnant
Aznguy2: no you arent..
Aznguy3: no frealz i am

by Tristan August 29, 2003

misn

an interval of time shorter than a minute but longer than a second.

i've been waiting for misns!

by tristan February 27, 2004

Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 24, 2003

fuckle

Its an exclamation for something really minor. If a pencil broke in half or if you dropped something, you could exclaim "Fuckle". It adds whimsy to an otherwise obscene expression

Upon dropping a quarter:
"Fuckle"

by Tristan December 6, 2003