Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.
I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.
by T-bone February 02, 2004
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The Hook

Making the form of a hook with one's index finger. This is a little piece of sign language prevalent in prisons. Basically your prison bitch uses "the hook" to latch onto your belt loop or lets "the hook" be seen so the other inmates know he is someone's bitch.
Steve Ford is showing the hook, that's because he's Tim's bitch.
by T-Bone December 03, 2003
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oasis

The genius founders of great rock n' roll in our day and age, and laid the stonework in which more bands should follow. Noel and Liam rule!
by T-Bone January 11, 2005
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red sea

it is the vagina
Ya dude, last night i finally opened Sarah's Red Sea
by T-Bone March 10, 2004
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flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.
Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.
by T-Bone April 21, 2003
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mowhowzer

n: a cigarette
v: to mow: the act of smoking
n: i would pel my dick for a mowhowzer
v: lets go mow before we take that run; I gotta get my blood pumpin'
by T-Bone July 09, 2003
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Ricockulous

When something is so ridiculous, that it merrits the addition of a cock, mid word!
He banged her mom? That's ricockulous!
by T-bone April 22, 2004
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