Definitions by Steve

lap job 

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.

I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

lap job by Steve January 15, 2005

italax 

Means a deep loner who often has deep thought about thinfs. A person who doesn't seem to need a lot of companionship.

This guy is a really Italax

italax by Steve January 13, 2005

martyrdom 

1) The act of killing yourself to provide motivation to others.

2) A cowardly and sneaky act of violence against an unsuspecting target. This ideology is brought on mostly the wife beating pedophiles in the religion of peace i.e. Islam.

Guy 1: Those Sept 11th hijackers claim they were martyr's and expected 99 virgins at the pearlly gates.
Guy 2: What vigin would want to be with a mass killer? Why 99... in Heaven? Stupid ass mofos.

martyrdom by Steve January 13, 2005

O'neillist 

Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1

"For crying out loud!" "Ok, General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?" "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'L's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'L'--he has no sense of humor at all."
Yes, I have no life whatsoever.

O'neillist by Steve January 13, 2005

gelatinous 

Referring to an item composed of gelatin or gelatin-like material. See StrongBad email 84.

Some people are being devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.

gelatinous by Steve January 12, 2005

data download 

The act of taking a shit

Cliff's in the toilet doing a data downlad

data download by Steve January 12, 2005

baldie 

Bald headed graphics teacher.With a borderline psychotic and somewhat manic personality, so they say...

Not exactly bald, but with short hair( baby blonde). (LOL)
He's o.k. if you stay in his good books. Usually with a Cowan and Sharpy in tow.

baldie by steve January 12, 2005