Definitions by StatenIslander

ramen 

1) Traditional Japanese noodle soup
2) Technically incorrect name for instant noodles, as they can be other types, like bah kut teh (Malay) or tom yam gung (Thai). Can be made in just a few minutes, but has some drawbacks:
-Not as healthy as real noodles, as the noodle brick was flash-fried beforehand.
-Typically loaded with MSG. When consumed in large amounts, it can make your hair gray or even fall out.
3) Something to do with "amen" and Pastafarianism, I'm not sure what exactly.

Silly person- I like ramen! I'll eat it for two years straight.
*two years later*
Silly person- Wowee! A natural hair dyer! I should tell my friends about this!

ramen by StatenIslander December 22, 2007

life 

Something that should be cherished.
Something that should be carried out to do whatever you feel like.

Reg. guy- Let's go to the beach.
Nerd- No
Reg. guy- Why? It's like 90 degrees outside.
Nerd- I have to read.
Reg. guy- You can do that when we get back.
Nerd- I have to listen to my parents.
Reg. guy- Dude...didn't you say they were spending the week in Miami?
Nerd- It is my duty to listen to my parents all the time.
Reg. guy- So you're their little drone, eh?
Nerd- I guess so. I have no life of my own.

life by StatenIslander December 22, 2007

tofu 

Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.

I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.

tofu by StatenIslander December 21, 2007