17 definitions by StatenIslander

ramen

1) Traditional Japanese noodle soup
2) Technically incorrect name for instant noodles, as they can be other types, like bah kut teh (Malay) or tom yam gung (Thai). Can be made in just a few minutes, but has some drawbacks:
-Not as healthy as real noodles, as the noodle brick was flash-fried beforehand.
-Typically loaded with MSG. When consumed in large amounts, it can make your hair gray or even fall out.
3) Something to do with "amen" and Pastafarianism, I'm not sure what exactly.

Silly person- I like ramen! I'll eat it for two years straight.
*two years later*
Silly person- Wowee! A natural hair dyer! I should tell my friends about this!

by StatenIslander November 21, 2007

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

by StatenIslander December 4, 2007

tofu

Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.

I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.

by StatenIslander November 20, 2007