StatenIslander's definitions

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

royal dutch marines

The only force that could rescue 105 kids held hostage and eighty more in a trainjacking.

1977- South Moluccan revolutionaries storm a school and a train almost simultaneously, which were both held up for around 3 weeks. The Royal Dutch Marines came in and crushed them, losing only 2 hostages.

by StatenIslander January 12, 2008

wheat

That stuff you use to make bread.
No perverted crap here.

Wheat constantly fights Rye in the Bread War.

by StatenIslander January 1, 2008