StatenIslander's definitions

chitlins

Yeah yeah, they were the poor people's food. They're still cheap and still tasty though, especially in plain soup.

Chitlins require little money yet give much satisfaction.

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

salmon

A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top

Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

marijuana

Slang for cannabis. Not the best thing to do.

Marijuana is bad, m'kay?

by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

Soymilk

An alternative to cow's milk, recommended for vegans and lactose-intolerant people.

My whole family likes soymilk, but I'm allergic to it. For some reason, I can eat tofu with no problem at all.

by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

soysauce

That black, salty, savory liquid one may pour over meat, vegetables, rice, or anything.

Soysauce can also be a nickname for those who OD on it and get hypertension.

by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

miso

Fermented soybean paste. Comes in many varieties.

If you're having a hot pot/jjigae, be sure to put miso in at least half the time.

by StatenIslander December 31, 2007