StatenIslander's definitions

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

rap

A generally new genre of music. Very unique in it's own way.
Never believe the stereotypes, for that's like calling Chinese people rice eaters and Arabs ragheads.

RAP
Correct:
Rhythm And Poetry

Incorrect:
Retards Attempting Poetry

by StatenIslander January 7, 2008

wheat

That stuff you use to make bread.
No perverted crap here.

Wheat constantly fights Rye in the Bread War.

by StatenIslander January 1, 2008

Soymilk

An alternative to cow's milk, recommended for vegans and lactose-intolerant people.

My whole family likes soymilk, but I'm allergic to it. For some reason, I can eat tofu with no problem at all.

by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

miso

Fermented soybean paste. Comes in many varieties.

If you're having a hot pot/jjigae, be sure to put miso in at least half the time.

by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

salmon

A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top

Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

rofl

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

For some reason, I like this better than lol.
Intensify this by changing it to:

roflol
roflmao
roflcopter
rofl my waffles

rofl Jaime sharted himself on the bus

by StatenIslander January 13, 2008