santaballs

Also known as pornaments, or pornographic Christmas tree ornaments which depict beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions.

Oh my god, will you look at those SantaBalls! I always wondered why Mrs. Claus has such a bigh shit eating grin on her face all the time. Seems she had a thing for Rudolph and all of those elves.

by Springbreaker December 21, 2006

Santa Balls

a form of role play when you where a Santa suit while dipping your balls in a girl's mouth

I gave my bitch Santa Balls last night! Swag!

by Matthew Conaway May 25, 2012

Sandballscapin'

The act of wearing no underwear while in uniform while deployed. Slang word used by soldiers, while deployed.

Soldier #1: "Man bro, my balls were sweating like crazy today! You got an baby powder? It's gotta be like 190 degrees today in Iraq!"

Soldier #2: "Nah Bro, I'm Sandballscapin' today! I didnt even bring any baby powder! Boxers, briefs and drawers are so first deployment! Get with the third!

by MAS$UP: Warriors Of Freedom March 16, 2009

sagaballs

to have a saggy scrotum even when your penis is erect. it is so named because theodore roosevelt was rumored to have this condition.

""My history textbook says that Theodore Roosevelt, who lived on Sagamore Hill, had a horrible case of sagaballs, leading to his famous quote: "Speak softly and carry a heavy sack.""

by sefirom January 19, 2006

saltyballs

A state of your balls being salty

Damn you have saltyballs, have you been working out?

by ContentModder September 22, 2020