Definitions by Spork

X-Sux 

as much as I dislike M$ and the x-box, this made up name is uber-retarded. It's now obvious to everyone that sony roolz is gay.

sony roolz sucks cock.

X-Sux by SPORK October 29, 2003

teh 

a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.

"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.

teh by SPORK October 27, 2003

gah 

Either an expression of frustration, or an expression of suprise. It all depends on the tone of voice.

Gah! I hate french tests! Or... Gah??? I failed another french test?

gah by SPORK October 27, 2003

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

virus by SPORK October 3, 2003

tifa

The computer generated image that wapanese people jerk off too. That's right, computer generated.

The fucking wapanese bastard failed grade 9 because he spent 20 hours a day beating off while staring at tifa.

tifa by SPORK September 18, 2003

soul calibur 

an awesome game that, in my opinion, is pretty damn good. Virtua fighter is cool too. And virtua fighter was here first. But soul calibur 2 is better than the first one.

Soul Calibur is cool. Voldo is creepy.

soul calibur by SPORK September 6, 2003

Hot Topic

Punk in a box. Somehow, kids think that a good way to rebel is to give your money to a multimillion dollar company. Yeah. Maybe if they thought about it for a bit instead of mindlessly stampeding to hot topic to fit in with the trend, they'd realize the stupidity of it all.

Instead of wasting money buying shitty merchandise at hot-topic, maybe you could give to charity or something.

Hot Topic by SPORK September 6, 2003