Spork's definitions

sub-retardation

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

by spork January 30, 2003

gah

Either an expression of frustration, or an expression of suprise. It all depends on the tone of voice.

Gah! I hate french tests! Or... Gah??? I failed another french test?

by SPORK October 27, 2003

teh

a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.

"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.

by SPORK October 27, 2003

X-Sux

as much as I dislike M$ and the x-box, this made up name is uber-retarded. It's now obvious to everyone that sony roolz is gay.

sony roolz sucks cock.

by SPORK October 29, 2003

upedad

a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.

I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare

by spork August 14, 2003

virus

A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.

When I ate the three-month old hamburger, I got a virus called E. coli.

by SPORK August 24, 2003

Shiny Magnamon

To be annoying and hated by all, yet still never leave, even though you should be banned in the first place.

That kid's a real Shiny Magnamon.

by Spork August 27, 2003