Spork's definitions

tifa

The computer generated image that wapanese people jerk off too. That's right, computer generated.

The fucking wapanese bastard failed grade 9 because he spent 20 hours a day beating off while staring at tifa.

by SPORK September 18, 2003

0-ram

0-RAM: Interjection similar to many others, can be used in a variety of ways.

Verb: You got 0-RAMmed.
Noun: 0-RAM!!!

by Spork March 27, 2004

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

by SPORK October 3, 2003

HyperHacker

A ROM hacker who actually knows wtf he's talking about.

HyperHacker > j00,

by Spork August 27, 2003

gah

Either an expression of frustration, or an expression of suprise. It all depends on the tone of voice.

Gah! I hate french tests! Or... Gah??? I failed another french test?

by SPORK October 27, 2003

Sonic

1) A hippie hedgehog who saves animals, destroys the evil robots that captured them, and cleans up litter such as dropped golden rings and emeralds while running at speeds in excess of 500 MPH.
2) A series of video games with the sweetest music evar.

Sonic blazed past me collecting rings and blasting kickass music.

by Spork August 27, 2003

teh

a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.

"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.

by SPORK October 27, 2003