Spork's definitions

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003

gah

Either an expression of frustration, or an expression of suprise. It all depends on the tone of voice.

Gah! I hate french tests! Or... Gah??? I failed another french test?

by SPORK October 27, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

by Spork August 27, 2003

X-Sux

as much as I dislike M$ and the x-box, this made up name is uber-retarded. It's now obvious to everyone that sony roolz is gay.

sony roolz sucks cock.

by SPORK October 29, 2003

Koji

The best damn video game music composer. Period.

The music of Zelda was written by Koji Kondo.

by Spork August 27, 2003

upedad

a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.

I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare

by spork August 14, 2003

all your base

Something which belong to us.

All your base are belong to us.

by Spork August 29, 2003