A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.
by SPORK August 24, 2003
by spork August 14, 2003
by Spork March 28, 2004
And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.
by Spork April 16, 2005
Either an expression of frustration, or an expression of suprise. It all depends on the tone of voice.
by SPORK October 28, 2003
by Spork April 06, 2004
Punk in a box. Somehow, kids think that a good way to rebel is to give your money to a multimillion dollar company. Yeah. Maybe if they thought about it for a bit instead of mindlessly stampeding to hot topic to fit in with the trend, they'd realize the stupidity of it all.
Instead of wasting money buying shitty merchandise at hot-topic, maybe you could give to charity or something.
by SPORK September 06, 2003