Spork's definitions

Windows ME

See shit.

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

by Spork August 29, 2003

soul calibur

an awesome game that, in my opinion, is pretty damn good. Virtua fighter is cool too. And virtua fighter was here first. But soul calibur 2 is better than the first one.

Soul Calibur is cool. Voldo is creepy.

by SPORK September 6, 2003

sub-retardation

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

by spork January 30, 2003

upedad

a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.

I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare

by spork August 14, 2003

Vashti

Vashti - Proper Noun.

1.) Crazy Lady at Amy Biehl High School.

2.) To be forgetful or absent-minded; To "pull a Vashti"

"Where did I place my keys? Oh dear, I've pulled a Vashti."

by Spork May 3, 2004

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

by Spork August 27, 2003