sub-retardation

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

by spork January 30, 2003

upedad

a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.

I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare

by spork August 14, 2003

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

by SPORK October 03, 2003

0-ram

0-RAM: Interjection similar to many others, can be used in a variety of ways.

Verb: You got 0-RAMmed.
Noun: 0-RAM!!!

by Spork March 27, 2004

Windows ME

See shit.

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

by Spork August 29, 2003

Hot Topic

Punk in a box. Somehow, kids think that a good way to rebel is to give your money to a multimillion dollar company. Yeah. Maybe if they thought about it for a bit instead of mindlessly stampeding to hot topic to fit in with the trend, they'd realize the stupidity of it all.

Instead of wasting money buying shitty merchandise at hot-topic, maybe you could give to charity or something.

by SPORK September 06, 2003

Sonic

1) A hippie hedgehog who saves animals, destroys the evil robots that captured them, and cleans up litter such as dropped golden rings and emeralds while running at speeds in excess of 500 MPH.
2) A series of video games with the sweetest music evar.

Sonic blazed past me collecting rings and blasting kickass music.

by Spork August 27, 2003