Spork's definitions

Blue Screen of Death

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

by Spork August 27, 2003

Slendiferous craig

A little known term that denotes "the coolest of the cool"

Dude! That 70 yard run was splendiferous craig!

by Spork February 27, 2004

spork

And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.

Spork, God's true gift to men.

by Spork April 16, 2005

Kirby Dude

A user fairly unknown on the Gamefaqs board Life The Universe and Everything, or LUE, and LUElinks. With the creation of upLUEd, a website for the LUEsers to share their favorite downloads, he gained fame for uploading massive amounts of music, including the entire Pink Floyd discography, Dream Theatre and Frank Zappa discography. These caused him to come out of the shadows on relative unknownity. Sadly, upLUEd was taken down due to the IRAA and his music fame faded. He still posts very frequently on LUElinks and has garnered much love from the users.

Kirby Dude, the LL music guru.

by Spork April 29, 2005

virus

A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.

When I ate the three-month old hamburger, I got a virus called E. coli.

by SPORK August 24, 2003