Definitions by Spork

Blue Screen of Death 

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

Blue Screen of Death by Spork August 27, 2003

magic mushroom 

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

magic mushroom by Spork August 27, 2003

virus

A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.

When I ate the three-month old hamburger, I got a virus called E. coli.

virus by SPORK August 24, 2003

upedad 

a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.

I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare

upedad by spork August 14, 2003

sub-retardation 

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

sub-retardation by spork January 30, 2003