Spiritual-Master's definitions
The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.
Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022
Get the Lord Budmug. Stands for "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Picker University" Tuition is paid the same as trespass fines in "Blackberry Futures". The Leprechaun's pennies are worth your twenties. The Economics classes are limited to High School level "Home Economics" designed for future homemakers, not for corporate-level vulture capitalists.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Christ Bob: Welcome to the CBPBPU online campus dedicated to growing your hippocampus and shrinking your swelled ego. The spirited debater and Orwellian tyrannical Totalitarian Blackfoot redneck is here to teach that ALL ARE WORTHY of "basic human respect." "BHRM"= Basic Human Respect Mandate.
by Spiritual-Master January 28, 2022
Get the CBPBPUmug. The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the Competent Individualmug. Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property
More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.
More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.
Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Postmodern civil rightsmug. The secret code for International Break up day.
Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the IBUD daymug. What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the special appearancemug. synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.
I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the Political Movementmug.