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Asamusay

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1. The Blackfoot Redneck replies to any Question asking where he gets his orders from with another question without the interrogator knowing it.

2. Code stands for "A Sam you say?" Lord Bud's father was Sam so it is a correct answer to the question (Where do you get your orders from?)and not a lie ...Laugh you, silly humans.
3. A common law miscommunication tactic used by Natives of all tribes descendants of "UNCLE SAM and MOTHER MARY"

4. An Urban Dictionary contributor Presumed to study ethology Maybe an ethologist and it is suspected to eat unicorns. Everyone with SAM in their name is presumed to be getting their info from the correct source. AMEN

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The interrogation

CIA agent: Who Is your Highest authority and from where do you get your orders?

Lord Bud: Asamusay? A Sam you say?

CIA agent: (looking puzzled repeats it) Asamusay?

Lord Bud: Yes I knew you would see it my way eventually. Laugh you, silly humans...
by Spiritual-Master February 7, 2022
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The currency of Leprechaun grandmothers goes like this. Grandma will always pay $2 for a gallon of Blackberries. Giving Wheat pennies to "Lord Bud's Cordwood Chapel helps the minister of plenty. Grandmas are the ministers of plenty who insures the American dollar will never fall in value to below 1/2 gallon of Blackberries. If you do not believe me bring me a Gallon of Blackberries and I will give you $2... I know more than a few buyers who are Grandmothers.
To determine the value of a Dollar one must determine the value of a penny. I will give a single Blackberry size that of a Garden-Gnomes-Green Thumbnail for a Penny of current striking, But Magic and miracles happen when you pay for a Blackberry with wheat cents. Any grandma will tell you that if you take care of the pennies the dollars will take care of themselves.

In the words of a preacher, I know: "I would rather owe you a DEBT the rest of my life than to try and beat you out of it." DIE owing money and someone gets beat out of it, but DIE owing DEBT notes and none are the wiser. DIE owing Blackberries and next summer the lord will provide the means of payment without your helping effort, all you have to add to the recipe is faith, hope, and LOVE. Fiat currency is for the payment of Debts. You owe me no DEBTS but the 22 years backdated trespass fines are still currently in arrears and are due and payable in Blackberries or Blackberry futures.

For all are guilty and have fallen short of the "Lord Bud's Glory.'
The value of Old money is perceived to be more than that of new money, and taking that into consideration I claim my son's BOND to be equal to everything printed Since my Death on August 13, 1999. I must carry only one "wheat cents" and you must always donate it back to the Chapel. You can't take it with you pal. Laugh you, silly Humans.
by Spiritual-Master February 7, 2022
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Iron confederacy

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The Iron Confederacy or Iron Confederation (also known as Cree-Assiniboine in English or Nehiyaw-Pwat in Cree) was a political and military alliance of Plains Indians of what is now Western Canada and the northern United States. This confederacy included various individual bands that formed political, hunting, and military alliances in defense against common enemies.1 The ethnic groups that made up the Confederacy were the branches of the Cree that moved onto the Great Plains around 1740 (the southern half of this movement eventually became the "Plains Cree" and the northern half the "Woods Cree"), the Saulteaux (Plains Ojibwa), the Nakoda or Stoney people also called Pwat or Assiniboine,2 and the Métis and Haudenosaunee (who had come west with the fur trade). The Confederacy rose to predominance on the northern Plains during the height of the North American fur trade when they operated as middlemen controlling the flow of European goods, particularly guns and ammunition, to other Indigenous nations (the "Indian Trade"), The Blackfoot secrets are now declassified But Only the Holy Okie knows the stories of Benjamin Franklin Buck his Grandfather as told to him by his Mother Mary Mae Buck.
1972 Bob was age 9 Mary was 67
Christ Bob: Mammaw who is your Godfather?
Mary Mae: My Godfather is Frank Buck a full Blackfoot Indian who walked the trail of tears. He knew legalese and spoke the white man's language and secured guns and ammo for the plains tribes. He had to work secretly because trading with the savages was frowned upon by the whites and he was considered a traitor by the white settlers. He walked armed with only the swords of his mouth, a Bible, and an old Stradivarius violin. He was Black as coal and I am white so it looked suspicious after my mother was gone. I am their only child. I married your grandfather Sam A. McKinney when I was 15 years old and we raised three boys and three girls to adults. A 7th child died at 6 weeks named Sandra Kay whose name and spirit were given to your Sister. The Iron confederacy is not classified anymore. The family members whose lives were endangered if they were exposed have moved to the Blackberry Plantation and begin their afterlives. A Native secret is a forbidden topic and punished much more harshly than in white man's statutory law. Certain People have to pass into the spirit world before native secrets are declassified.

Secret Family history is stored in the spirits of Blackberry pickers living all around the world.

Someday you will also be declassified and many spirits will speak through you if you are patient and trustworthy.

Christ Bob: The secrets are safe with me. I love you Mammaw.
by Spiritual-Master February 6, 2022
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Leprechaun switch

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The ages old way of reaching reality used by characters everywhere.

Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.

LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?

CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.

LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.

CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?

LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.

Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.

Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao
by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022
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Halos and Horns

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The NACLU scam is doing good business as famous people start swapping the letters of their names and laughing at themselves in the mirror while going $18 a day in debt to the leprechaun Tyrant,,,
An old song was gifted with inspirational help from T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ Pom Teddy while working as a lowly road hand For a band/Gang whose name changes From RAM BOB and the Savage Gang To Bob Christ and the second coming depending on the mood and temperament of the obnoxious son of a time-traveling Judge. M̶i̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶C̶y̶r̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ are gifted a song for the movie by Dolly Parton OOPS PollyDarton. Now that the leprechaun switch code was Broken The famous flood the Plantation with laughter using their new names without being offended or Butt hurt. T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ The new song is a hit for Both bands as it is covered by the Savage Gang and the second coming in two different styles or genres.

LORD BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
After hearing both versions.

Polly Darton: I don't give a rats ass what the critics think I liked it both ways. OOPS, that didn't sound right stop...I meant to articulate it this way. Halos and Horns was good music no matter HOW you PLAY it.
by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022
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22-day-stay

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Offered through the NACLU agency who's founders still love n̶e̶i̶l̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶n̶g̶ OOPS!! YEIL Noung
It is the scam of all scams and the shortest s̶e̶n̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ OOPS!! vacation package offered by the Orwellian Totalitarian Leprechaun spirited Savage Gang Blackfoot Redneck RAM BOB travel agency booking celebrities who are tired of the fame game for the low low price of 22 twenties for a Quarter buys you a new code name and a full-time Job making fun of everyone stuck in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" This full Queensbury parden can be yours today for 339.75 cash after the quarter change is given back. That is easier than pulling a Camel through the eye of a needle, But do not believe that I cannot pull one through for all things are possible through Christ Jesus.

Blessings respect, and love to all from the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where it is Better to own a Private Truth than to temporarily rent a Popular Public Opinion.
(Bill trying not to laugh while delivering the line but unfortunately cant

(Jeff pretending to have trouble with the math involved)
Bill Burr: hay feff Just pay the fine and you can say any Mutherfucking thing you want

Feff Jocksworthy: But I only had a 90-day-stay

Bill Burr: Feff that package was offered two years ago and ya got 5 more years playing like your dead and being feff Jocksworthy with no free speech.
Feff Jocksworthy: But "LordBud" Pays me $18 a day for the gallon of Blackberries. That is $16 more than he pays his Son, Christ Bob.

Bill Burr: Feff he is stealing your $2 through withholding and giving you the balance of a $20 loan and you are going into debt $18 a day and for two years that comes to $11,232 and the full pardon is only $439.75 what's wrong with ya math skills?

Feff Jocksworthy: But Bill I eat pretty well on $18 a day. and besides rumor has it you have not paid the fine.
Bill Burr: WHAT no way I'm paying that fine I am exempt from the 22-day-stay package my name will sound the same and be spelled the same and what can that Leprechaun do to another leprechaun? If I don't see him again between now and the next Leprechaun mating season Screw him.
by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022
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Celestial Navigator 2050

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A movie set in 2050

A time-traveling Judge "Lord Bud" said to have used his influence in the NACLU New American civil liberties union Frees Tom petty from earthly fame and changes his name to Pom Teddy And enslaves him for a supposedly 22-day-stay in county vacation Picking Blackberries on a Blackberry Plantation to earn a Queensbury Parden for the Federal crime of Trespass. But was then found guilty of Singing about a federally regulated substance in the song Mary Jane's last dance, In an obviously Rigged Trial, and given a hard-two-Dozen Picking Blackberries in the hot sun (LAKE OF FIRE) put in involuntary servitude ghostwriting songs for a super narcissistic loudmouthed troll son of the plantation owner himself RAM Bob. Pom Teddy is smooth and steady and carries the show from a position of the lowest ranking of the roadies. Bob needs to lose the Horns on his head to become a polled RAM and be called Bob Christ. Free of RAM who is the evil argumentative head butting persona that shows up when the title Christ is dropped off the name. When He is RAM BOB the father also becomes a malevolent mean-spirited Black foot Redneck Leprechaun. When he is Bob Christ the father is The Honorable Respectful Lord Bud. Secretly all are working to lure RAM BOB into a thorny crown of Blackberry vines so Isaac and Bud can cut the horns off.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without Prejudice from Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation
The example is set in 2028 Six years from now.

Bill Burr: Hey Jeff "have you seen the movie Celestial Navigator 2050?"

Jeff Foxworthy: No I cannot say redneck for 5 years until that movie comes out in 2033 because Holy Okie "Lord Bud" is also the Orwellian totalitarian Tyrant Blackfoot Redneck Leprechaun and you know he doesn't have any clothes on.
by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022
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