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theatre jock

Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.
Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.
by Simon October 14, 2004
mugGet the theatre jockmug.

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.
Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.
by Simon October 14, 2004
mugGet the Cocker Spaniel Lunchmug.

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick
Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night
by Simon December 14, 2003
mugGet the Blow-jobmug.

ith

Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.
HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!
by Simon January 11, 2004
mugGet the ithmug.

Pull On

1. HF loves to Pull On.

2. I am pulling on to Britney Spears
by Simon June 22, 2003
mugGet the Pull Onmug.

Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit
"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"
by Simon November 11, 2004
mugGet the Shit Pokermug.

88 mph

the speed needed to travel thru time
by simon February 16, 2003
mugGet the 88 mphmug.

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