Simon's definitions

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario

its all BJB from the word get go

by Simon September 30, 2003

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003

kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs

lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha

by simon March 22, 2003

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 3, 2004