Simon's definitions

Do one

Slang for telling somebody to "Piss off"

Why don't you just 'Do one!'?

by Simon February 21, 2003

silvoid

he who sweats from the pits. an individual who strolls about , bottle in hand, warding off homosexuals with constant verbal attack against thier kind. very elusive late in the night/ early morning when it comes to mustaches or bargoyles, he has no shame. during the day he resides in hillcrest, under the rule of a man named Bruce.

We're all going down to silvoid's pad, he said there's like 64 hot chicks coming over, and they all wanna hang out....

by simon July 3, 2003

grolly

a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original

Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly

by Simon September 18, 2003

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 3, 2003

Gay Station 2

Best. Name. Ever.

Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!

by Simon October 14, 2003

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004