Simon's definitions

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004

GXBJB

a term used to describe a mysterous person

looks like he pulled another GXBJB on us

by Simon September 30, 2003

gadface

A.K.A Richard. A little boy who's voice has not broken who has a very sick mind

Gadface, richard, get a life u sick little boy

by Simon February 13, 2005

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

Babies Arm

An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!

The young lady thought his chap looked like a babies arm gripping an apple.

by Simon October 11, 2004

Uber-tosser

Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.

These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.

That geezer's a right Uber-tosser

by Simon January 20, 2005

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario

its all BJB from the word get go

by Simon September 30, 2003