Simon's definitions

Gay Station 2

Best. Name. Ever.

Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!

by Simon October 14, 2003

grolly

a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original

Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly

by Simon September 18, 2003

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

trus de cul

Bend over and reach around .... thats trus de cul

Je veux 1 caffee deux bacune avec .. uhhhhhh .....trus de cul

by Simon September 5, 2003

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 3, 2003

GXBJB

a term used to describe a mysterous person

looks like he pulled another GXBJB on us

by Simon September 30, 2003