Simon's definitions

nah

A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.

I don't know

"I divint nah"

by Simon December 14, 2004

hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

by Simon December 15, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

sold

Whoring the individual in Northbridge: sold.

Simon likes to take it up the batthole in Northbridge

by Simon August 28, 2003

punkasscowboi

simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by simon August 4, 2003

petruccinated

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.

-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.

by simon October 22, 2006