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Pion

Under Paid Bitch
by Simon October 22, 2003
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Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!
Wow he is such a banana man
by Simon October 25, 2003
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Flying Whack-o-Matic

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
by Simon November 2, 2003
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fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc
Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh
by Simon November 6, 2003
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banarji

I love Banarji
by simon November 27, 2003
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Stray Dave

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?
by Simon December 5, 2003
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munglies

The breasts of a male human, when they are particularly large, and therefore slightly female in appearance. See manboobs.
Darren's prominent munglies were often a source of embarrasment for him.
by Simon August 18, 2003
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