Simon's definitions

duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"

Duck: "Quack..."

by Simon April 12, 2004

Guhu

Gu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (guh-huh)
adj. guhu
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. Of or being totally bwop. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless.

n.
A guhu or bwop person.


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Latin guhu, from guh-yis,huh-yis, to be guhu.
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guhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's plan for relinquishing U.S. sovereignity to the U.N. is Guhu"

(See also "Fuhu")

by Simon May 15, 2004

Do one

Slang for telling somebody to "Piss off"

Why don't you just 'Do one!'?

by Simon February 21, 2003

Nokias

Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"

Whoa, check out those Nokias

by Simon April 23, 2003

Poefter

Another word for a gay.

I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!

by Simon May 13, 2005

huffa

A name you call people when you feel like it

You huffa...Go kill your self >.<

by Simon May 13, 2005

punkasscowboi

simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by simon August 4, 2003