Simon's definitions

dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.

1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.

by Simon January 26, 2003

banarji

My beautiful Man

I love Banarji

by simon November 27, 2003

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

Babies Arm

An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!

The young lady thought his chap looked like a babies arm gripping an apple.

by Simon October 11, 2004

Kabooblers

Refering to a large chest on a woman, when they do not meet the kaboobler requirements they are merely (kabooblets)

Guy #1 : Man, check out her kabooblers
Guy #2 : Yeah they are huge kabooblers
Guy #3 : Nah, they are just average kabooblets

by simon May 11, 2004

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003