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Spunko

Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".
What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
by Simon December 26, 2006
mugGet the Spunkomug.

jiffle

Andy Jiffled her outside the club whilst his friends looked for him inside.

A jiffle is kissing someone so no-one can see you, or in a "Sly" Manner.

You cannot jiffle someone you are going out with
by Simon February 24, 2003
mugGet the jifflemug.

bigdickfuck

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.
by Simon April 1, 2003
mugGet the bigdickfuckmug.

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