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having kittens

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.
by Simon October 15, 2004
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Whipping or whippin the skippy

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.
by Simon October 15, 2004
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bigdickfuck

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.
by Simon April 1, 2003
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