Simon's definitions

whitie

Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.

Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.

by simon January 21, 2004

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

bigdickfuck

A pathological Liar

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.

by Simon April 1, 2003