Simon's definitions

bigdickfuck

A pathological Liar

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.

by Simon April 1, 2003

jiffle

An Illicit Snog

Andy Jiffled her outside the club whilst his friends looked for him inside.

A jiffle is kissing someone so no-one can see you, or in a "Sly" Manner.

You cannot jiffle someone you are going out with

by Simon February 24, 2003

Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.

by Simon October 11, 2003