Simon's definitions

jiffle

An Illicit Snog

Andy Jiffled her outside the club whilst his friends looked for him inside.

A jiffle is kissing someone so no-one can see you, or in a "Sly" Manner.

You cannot jiffle someone you are going out with

by Simon February 24, 2003

fiouret

french expression : when someone is really good in manipulating ppl and can go anywhere without restriction and use of his stealthness to bypass problem

He has achieved so many things, he is really a fiouret

Simon stop being a fiouret please, be franc

by Simon April 9, 2004

bigdickfuck

A pathological Liar

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.

by Simon April 1, 2003