Navism

To be lucky at PES

Committing fouls without reprimand

by Simon March 05, 2003

duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"

Duck: "Quack..."

by Simon April 12, 2004

dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

by Simon September 17, 2003

theatre jock

Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.

Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 14, 2004

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 06, 2004

cha-ching

The ability to make money from nothing

After selling sh*t for nothing: 'Cha-ching!'

by Simon December 22, 2004