Simon's definitions

dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

by Simon September 17, 2003

Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

;=-

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

by Simon June 26, 2005

Gay Station 2

Best. Name. Ever.

Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!

by Simon October 14, 2003

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 3, 2003

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

cunt stack

A orderly arrangement of cunts
usu. along a vertical line

George Bush is a cunt stack

by simon March 11, 2004

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004