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A pubic wig is a Merkin as opposed to the other defintion which appears to be a spelling mistake.

Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century
by Simon April 04, 2003

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1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit
"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"
by Simon November 11, 2004

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a person in the middle of a threesome
George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.
by Simon March 06, 2004

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A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?
by Simon December 05, 2003

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noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.
He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.
by Simon November 16, 2004

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Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.
Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.
by simon January 21, 2004

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wer
Abbreviation for whatever. Used perhaps because the keys are in that order on the keyboard.
- Dude i'm going to get to see my dad i met only when I was born.
- wer. im sleeping
by Simon July 01, 2006

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