Simon's definitions

young jeong

hmm..... a kid who is rich and asian.

theres another young jeong from korea.

by simon January 20, 2005

sold

Whoring the individual in Northbridge: sold.

Simon likes to take it up the batthole in Northbridge

by Simon August 28, 2003

ficknoster

a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts

ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth

by simon September 3, 2008

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 6, 2004

geeks

sam and matthew on a game of worms!

you're the biggest sam and matthews that i've ever seen

by Simon January 31, 2005

cha-ching

The ability to make money from nothing

After selling sh*t for nothing: 'Cha-ching!'

by Simon December 22, 2004

Navism

To be lucky at PES

Committing fouls without reprimand

by Simon March 5, 2003