Simon's definitions

bobobo

The coolest animehero ever!

Say what?
Bobobo, nana

by simon April 24, 2005

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by Simon December 14, 2003

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs

lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha

by simon March 22, 2003

kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

main line

process of injecting a drug directly into one's bloodstream.

if you main line that speedball, youll get sick as shit.. and then feel absolutely nothing.

by simon September 2, 2003

Slender

Attractive female. This word is usually yelled out aloud at the passing example.

Slender!!!

by Simon April 23, 2003

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006