Simon's definitions

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs

lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha

by simon March 22, 2003

kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

meecrob

To be stinkier than poo.

This food smells like meecrob

by Simon April 16, 2003

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

by SIMON May 13, 2005

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 3, 2004