Simon's definitions

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

GXBJB

a term used to describe a mysterous person

looks like he pulled another GXBJB on us

by Simon September 30, 2003

gadface

A.K.A Richard. A little boy who's voice has not broken who has a very sick mind

Gadface, richard, get a life u sick little boy

by Simon February 13, 2005

Do one

Slang for telling somebody to "Piss off"

Why don't you just 'Do one!'?

by Simon February 21, 2003

punkasscowboi

simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by simon August 4, 2003

Nokias

Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"

Whoa, check out those Nokias

by Simon April 23, 2003