by Simian Pachyderm February 07, 2010

"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.
If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"
"Do you take it with milk sir?"
"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
"Do you take it with milk sir?"
"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

Constipation induced by oxycontin.
"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009

"The boys from Ireland are arriving tonite. I'd like to line up some birds for them that won't waste their time if you know what I mean. Any thoughts?"
"Sure mate, get a white panel carpeted van and do a run to Newmeatmarket. You'll be sorted in no time."
"Sure mate, get a white panel carpeted van and do a run to Newmeatmarket. You'll be sorted in no time."
by Simian Pachyderm January 27, 2010
