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Venerealpolitik

Politics based on sexual factors rather than on ideological or ethical considerations.
Venerealpolitik was the hallmark of Bill Clinton's presidency.
by Simian Pachyderm February 7, 2010
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African Americano

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
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Ann O'Rexia

The name of a famous skinny Irish girl.

Her bff is Ann Orexic from Serbia.
Top of the mornin' to ya. Who's the handle on your hammer?

You know the bank manager who instrumented the VAT rebate scam? That would be his daugther Ann O'Rexia on her way from "mass".
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
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Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.
Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
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Viagroofie

The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.

It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
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Psychiatryst

It's what you call it when a psychiatrist has an affair with an adult patient in their care.
Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009
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Vegestalt Shift

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009
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