"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"
"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".
"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".
by Simian Pachyderm January 17, 2010
Constipation induced by oxycontin.
"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010
The act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.
"Mr. O'Donaghue, how did you persuade Mme. Ambassador to agree to the terms of the Treaty if she only speaks Swahili and French and no one at the Irish Embassy was available to translate?"
"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."
"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."
by Simian Pachyderm October 26, 2010
A male African-Romanian.
by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010
A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.
"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."
"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."
by Simian Pachyderm January 30, 2010
The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.
by Simian Pachyderm July 24, 2009
Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.
by Simian Pachyderm July 24, 2009