Simian Pachyderm's definitions
An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.
If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"
"Do you take it with milk sir?"
"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
"Do you take it with milk sir?"
"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
Get the African Americanomug. A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009
Get the Vegestalt Shiftmug. Constipation induced by oxycontin.
"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010
Get the Oxyconstipatedmug. "Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010
Get the Gerbilzingermug. by Simian Pachyderm February 7, 2010
Get the Venerealpolitikmug. The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
Get the Viagroofiemug. Top of the mornin' to ya. Who's the handle on your hammer?
You know the bank manager who instrumented the VAT rebate scam? That would be his daugther Ann O'Rexia on her way from "mass".
You know the bank manager who instrumented the VAT rebate scam? That would be his daugther Ann O'Rexia on her way from "mass".
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
Get the Ann O'Rexiamug.