Simian Pachyderm's definitions

Newmeatmarket

Gentlemanly moniker for the town of Newmarket, Ontario.

"The boys from Ireland are arriving tonite. I'd like to line up some birds for them that won't waste their time if you know what I mean. Any thoughts?"

"Sure mate, get a white panel carpeted van and do a run to Newmeatmarket. You'll be sorted in no time."

by Simian Pachyderm January 27, 2010

Ann O'Rexia

The name of a famous skinny Irish girl.

Her bff is Ann Orexic from Serbia.

Top of the mornin' to ya. Who's the handle on your hammer?

You know the bank manager who instrumented the VAT rebate scam? That would be his daugther Ann O'Rexia on her way from "mass".

by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.

Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.

by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

Bromanian

A male African-Romanian.

"My African-Romanian buddy is coming to town this weekend."

"How is the bromanian anyway?"

by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

Oxyconstipated

Constipation induced by oxycontin.

"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."

"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."

by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Hypnorthosis

A trancelike state, artificially induced, in which a person has a heightened suggestibility regarding the need for foot orthotics.

After visiting a soothsayer in a shopping mall kiosk, that guy won't even go scuba diving without his orthotics. Practitioners of hypnorthosis sometimes take it too far.

by Simian Pachyderm July 27, 2009

Vegestalt Shift

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.

After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009