Definitions by Simian Pachyderm

cunnilingua franca 

The act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.

"Mr. O'Donaghue, how did you persuade Mme. Ambassador to agree to the terms of the Treaty if she only speaks Swahili and French and no one at the Irish Embassy was available to translate?"

"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."

cunnilingua franca by Simian Pachyderm October 27, 2010

Bromanian

A male African-Romanian.

"My African-Romanian buddy is coming to town this weekend."

"How is the bromanian anyway?"

Bromanian by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

Gerbilzinger 

Pope Benedict's alias.

"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"

"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."

Gerbilzinger by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

ba-jay-jay 

A mellifluous name that Oprah Winfrey can popularize for BJJ - Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

"How did you break your finger?"

"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."

"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"

"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."

ba-jay-jay by Simian Pachyderm April 7, 2010

Venerealpolitik 

Politics based on sexual factors rather than on ideological or ethical considerations.

Venerealpolitik was the hallmark of Bill Clinton's presidency.

Venerealpolitik by Simian Pachyderm February 7, 2010

Psychexotic 

A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.

"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."

"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."

Psychexotic by Simian Pachyderm January 29, 2010

Newmeatmarket 

Gentlemanly moniker for the town of Newmarket, Ontario.

"The boys from Ireland are arriving tonite. I'd like to line up some birds for them that won't waste their time if you know what I mean. Any thoughts?"

"Sure mate, get a white panel carpeted van and do a run to Newmeatmarket. You'll be sorted in no time."

Newmeatmarket by Simian Pachyderm January 27, 2010