The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

by Shuaman October 16, 2018

four pinter

A girl you need to drink four pints of beer to find attractive.

What about her?

Four pinter at best.

Harsh, dude.

by Shuaman February 12, 2018

bunt

To have a fling or non-serious affair.

I'm not ready to date, I just broke up with Julie.

You need to bunt, dude, get back in the game.

by Shuaman October 03, 2018

Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

by Shuaman May 05, 2020

I'm done tasting that

To break up with someone.

You still going out with Joey M?

Nah, he's a loser, I'm done tasting that.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 01, 2012

Fruiting

To take a crap.

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.

by Shuaman March 27, 2021