Shuaman's definitions

pre-fire

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.

I think I got pre-fired today.

Why?

They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.

by Shuaman September 24, 2018

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Blooter hole

Ass, anus, shitbox.

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!

by Shuaman March 12, 2022

Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

coke casualty

Someone who has indulged in the white stuff a little too heavily over the years and it's beginning to show.

Your friend Trev is weird.

He's cool but a bit of a coke casualty.

Yeah, his speech is all screwed up.

by Shuaman November 4, 2016

Party Pipe

The asshole.

How was that girl last night, yo?

Sweet, took it up the party pipe and everything.

by Shuaman October 4, 2018

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019