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Definitions by Shuaman

Covid jumping 

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.
Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
Covid jumping by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Covid jumping 

Going from place to place to avoid infection hot spots or government lockdowns.
Is Jenna around?

Nah, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
Covid jumping by Shuaman September 20, 2020

Covid jumping 

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.
Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.
Covid jumping by Shuaman September 18, 2020
Chad's cute.

He's total hymnbo. Won't even fuck 'cos he don't believe in sex before marriage.
Hymnbo by Shuaman August 22, 2020

My water just broke 

When that poo baby be coming.
Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.
My water just broke by Shuaman August 21, 2020

Bowl clinger 

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.
That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.
Bowl clinger by Shuaman August 21, 2020
Hookups that circumvent the lockdown rules. Sex in the time of the pandemic.
What's up, bro, you been getting any blovids in, bruh?
You nose it, homes, gave it to me gran and I've totes inherited her place, yo!
Blovids by Shuaman July 18, 2020