Shuaman's definitions

Botshit crazy

People who believe in mad conspiracy theories promoted on the internet by bots.

Your friend Billy has some strange ideas.

Yeah, he's botshit crazy.

by Shuaman July 7, 2020

Holing

To be ass fucked.

See the game last night?

Ach, we took a proper holing, didn't we?

by Shuaman November 8, 2018

Blovids

Hookups that circumvent the lockdown rules. Sex in the time of the pandemic.

What's up, bro, you been getting any blovids in, bruh?
You nose it, homes, gave it to me gran and I've totes inherited her place, yo!

by Shuaman July 18, 2020

Flush

v. To get an abortion.

Gina's preggers.

Shit, what you going to do?

Flush it, hopefully.

by Shuaman February 16, 2018

Tootinkhamun

Someone who farts a lot.

Whoa, dude, that stinks.

Had a dodgy curry last night, I'm Tootinkhamun today!

by Shuaman December 15, 2019

Yetified

Wild and overgrown.

Damn, boy, your plants have really grown like crazy, shit be yetified.

by Shuaman July 27, 2019

Fruiting

To take a crap.

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.

by Shuaman March 27, 2021