comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

la naranja franco

The orange Franco ie the old snatch grabbing Cheeto head himself, our prez, Donald J. Trump

He's tweeting again.

Quien?

La naranja Franco! Who else?

by Shuaman January 30, 2017

Drop and go

Dropping a vicious fart and then departing the scene so someone else is blamed.

Dude, that stinks.

Wasn't me.

I saw you sneak off into the kitchen, that was a classic drop and go!

by Shuaman November 19, 2020

cinnamon scrunchie

Your bumhole or anal sphincter.

Jeez, Joel's so girthy, he's really been stretching out the old cinnamon scrunchie. The turds just fall out of me now.

Gross.

by Shuaman October 21, 2017

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 01, 2020

the stab

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Tack shack

A house or shop full of tacky shit.

Since Tracy moved in, she's turned my place into a tack shack.

All those porcelain figurines are grim, dude.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 09, 2019