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froggy gone a courtin'

A guy with no neck, usually a frat boy type.
What about Jason?

He's a little froggy gone a courtin' for my taste.
by Shuaman October 29, 2018
mugGet the froggy gone a courtin'mug.

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.
What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
by Shuaman June 9, 2021
mugGet the Muffy the tampon slayermug.

Raincoat

God, I haven't had sex in a year.

Go see a pro.

Nah, too raincoat.
by Shuaman July 16, 2019
mugGet the Raincoatmug.

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman October 18, 2020
mugGet the Covid jumpingmug.

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.
You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.
by Shuaman April 15, 2023
mugGet the Eat Seeking Missilemug.

Blooter hole

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!
by Shuaman March 12, 2022
mugGet the Blooter holemug.

Onan the Barbarian

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!
by Shuaman October 20, 2020
mugGet the Onan the Barbarianmug.

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