Definitions by Shuaman

Fucketing down 

Raining hard. Play on 'bucketing down.'

God, it's really fucketing down out there?

Fucketing down by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Father Wristmas 

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

Father Wristmas by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Up swanny 

To get pregnant. British.

Hear about Ginny, she's up swanny!

Oops!

Up swanny by Shuaman November 16, 2021

Slo-blo 

A slow poke. The oral kind.

Don't be such a slo-blo, Marsha!

Fuck you, cunt.

Slo-blo by Shuaman September 1, 2021

Cryborg 

Someone who can't stop crying.

How's Jodie doing since her boyfriend dumped her?

Oh she's a total cryborg right now.

Cryborg by Shuaman June 29, 2021

Phizog 

The face. British. Derived from physiognomy.

Bastard punched me right in the phizog.

Phizog by Shuaman June 11, 2021

Muffy the tampon slayer 

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

Muffy the tampon slayer by Shuaman June 9, 2021