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Random fucking bitches who just show up uninvited to The Ave. Nobody fucking knows who the hell these these fuckers are but somehow they end up with the avetards and will probably end up doing some dumb shit by the end of the night.
Some randos just pulled up to The Ave and ended up throwing up in the avetard bathroom.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
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jane: how was the party last night?
john: ah, pretty good but there were a bunch of randos there.
by Sueno Swingers July 09, 2003
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That which is random. Generally used in reference to people.
I thought this party was invitation only...what the hell are all these randos doing here?

I was going to ask Peyton to come to the concert with me, but she already has plans. So now I have to take some fucking rando, like John.
by DS* February 26, 2006
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an unpredictable, awkward and often creepy individual. a rando is always there in the background, even though no one invited him. Randos tend to be isolated within large groups; they sit in corners and lurk in the shadows of others. Even though everyone is aware of the presence of a rando, no one knows anything about him or her and therefore randos are often unwittingly ignored.
Example 1)

Beno: Where the hell is Jordo?!? I've looked everywhere for him!
Michael: I saw him sleeping in a deserted room. There were no windows, beds or pictures. He was nuzzled in a corner where no one could see him. What a rando!

Example 2)

Tuck: Who's that creeper sitting by himself in the back of Night and Day Cafe at 2:30 in the morning, watching Walter and Perry on his iphone?
Ben: It's JV! What a rando!
by golden snitch July 17, 2009
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1. A random person; an unknown person.

2. A stranger, especially a man, who is used for gratuitous sex.
"Why is that rando staring at my ass?"

"What did you do last night?" ... "Went to the bar and took home a rando."
by not deej December 11, 2005
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An unkown and interchangable female who appears to you in a social situation in which lots of drugs and alchohol are available. After using her for sexual favors she loses all meaning, purpose, and worth and will never be conciously sought after by you again. Her name is irrelevant and one is usually repulsed by the sight of a rando still in bed with you by morning. A fleshlight with a pulse.
Lets go plow some yucky randos at the frat tonight
by cslappa February 01, 2010
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