Definitions by Shuaman

Aleppo Moment 

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

Aleppo Moment by Shuaman September 30, 2016

Doxy Curl 

A single ringlet of hair by the ear which look likes the payot of an Orthodox Jew.

Nice hair do, girl, and you got the doxy curl and everything.

Doxy Curl by Shuaman August 22, 2016

counting kleenex 

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

counting kleenex by Shuaman April 22, 2016

deuce nozzle 

Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior

That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.

deuce nozzle by Shuaman January 17, 2016

Joy clamp 

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

Joy clamp by Shuaman September 1, 2012