Shuaman's definitions

Wurst

v. To bone someone, to bratwurst them.

That girl you pulled was cute.

Hellz yeah, she was, gave her a proper wursting.

by Shuaman October 28, 2018

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Blooter hole

Ass, anus, shitbox.

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!

by Shuaman March 12, 2022

Schnarfty

Clever and sneaky.

How did you get here so fast?

Pulled a schnarfty one and got my work to pay for a cab.

by Shuaman November 5, 2018

Ass harp

Suck the asshole, stretch the dick and twang them balls, you be playing the ass harp, yo!

What's the matter?

I'm a little tender, Amy was playing the ass harp again last night!

by Shuaman December 31, 2020

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.

Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!

by Shuaman April 17, 2017