Go away 10k

An insurance company will pay you a 'go away 10k' for a car accident no questions asked in order to sign away your claims .

Got rear ended last night.

Should get your go away 10k.

by Shuaman June 02, 2020

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

Fucketing down

Raining hard. Play on 'bucketing down.'

God, it's really fucketing down out there?

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 16, 2016

numb juice

Alcohol.

Imma go to the store and gemme some numb juice, yo!

by Shuaman November 10, 2022

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

Fly walk

The hard end of the cut loaf of bread that the flies have walked all over.

Cut off the fly walk would you, babe, I hate making sarnies out of that

by Shuaman November 19, 2018