Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 16, 2016

Big yard stare

A look so hard it wards off potential rapists and gang attacks in the big yard in prison.

Guy got a bit leary so I gave him the big yard stare and he backed off.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020

cinnamon scrunchie

Your bumhole or anal sphincter.

Jeez, Joel's so girthy, he's really been stretching out the old cinnamon scrunchie. The turds just fall out of me now.

Gross.

by Shuaman October 21, 2017

double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

by Shuaman November 25, 2017

Drummin

British slang for burglarizing houses.

Where you get all this stuff? You been drummin again?

Nah, my nan gave it me.

Bollocks.

by Shuaman December 16, 2019

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Vaby

Virtual baby. A girl you sext or cam fuck online but have never actually met in person.

Hey vaby girl, where u bin, daddy lonely?

Here daddy, your vaby's wet and whorny. Your cc detes the same?

by Shuaman October 14, 2018