Phizog

The face. British. Derived from physiognomy.

Bastard punched me right in the phizog.

by Shuaman June 11, 2021

Fire the revulva

Female masturbation.

Coming out tonight?

Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.

by Shuaman March 23, 2019

ubuser

n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.

What's the matter, babe?

Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.

by Shuaman October 16, 2018

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020

Trumping

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.

Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.

by Shuaman November 24, 2016

Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

bog snog

Sex in the toilet. British.

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.

by Shuaman October 14, 2018