Shaun's definitions

monkeyshine

some stupid name for a joke mailing list

marcus is a monkeyshine

by Shaun March 28, 2003

hoose

1. a house
2. just hanging out doing nothin at home
3. to head to the house

1. The dog is in the hoose.
2. What's up? I'm just hoosin it.
3. It's late we better hoose it soon.

by shaun November 17, 2004

mudbutt

shit that is mushy or runny, started on the dave chappelle show

i had mudbutt last night and it sucked

by shaun January 30, 2005

absofuckinlutley

Something that you are definitely certain on and there is no way it is a mistake

Thinking a girl is mega fit!

by Shaun March 14, 2003

mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.

Who thought up this law?

by Shaun August 21, 2003

dreiers

An Oxfordshire slang term. Used by both chav's and townies. Refers to a homosexual who likes little boys, i.e. one who likes little children specifically of the same sex. Usually used in extreme insult due to ageing effect of most insults.

Dreiers. You fucking Dreiers.

by Shaun December 26, 2004

team stem

a bunch of pre-madonna faggots, who think that their cars are the "dux nuts"
They strutt around, with their died hair and small dicks, looking for "punani" because they are too fat and poor to be able to get a real root without paying for it.

Here come "team stem", fucking date punching, cock sucking, uni student dropout, cafe hopping, baggy jean wearing, mother fuckers

by shaun June 3, 2003